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*Kylie completely abandons the search for her pet muffin Sparky**wonders why this thread hasn't been updated in a long time*
*gets pounced on by*
me: What in the world are you doing here, Newsie?
me: oh really?
*Newsie & I then end up having a huge pile of thin mint Girl Scout Cookies drop on us*
Er. Actually. That bear said he'd do...terrible things if he caught me trying to sell cookies here again...so perhaps...we should consider this bartering for cookies?
: Hey, you take that back! Not all bears are aggressive, you know!
Yep, there those liberals go making generalizations about bears again. How predictable!
#notallbears
: Sure! *Newsie hands Kylie a box of Tagalongs* Here you go!
Gem? Well, um... there's something really important I need to tell you. Well, you see, I don't know how to say this but, I saw a cute little muffin come up to me in the park. I saw him lookin' at me with those eyes. And you see, I hadn't had lunch yet, and Sparky was the only food around, so...Kylie: Hey, Newsie, can I get a box of Tagalong cookies?
Kylie: Thank you so much! *opens the box of cookies* Mmmm, I love me some Tagalongs. *devours the entire box Cookie Monster style* OOOOMNOMNOMNOMNOMMM. Dee-lish. Anywho, I better look for my pet muffin. *Kylie walks outside and calls for her pet muffin* SPAAARKYYYY? Where are you, Sparky?
*GASP* NOOOOOOOO!!! HE WAS SO YOUNG!! HOW COULD YOU!?
Yes, I know. I-I....sent him home when it was raining! I'm sorry, I knew I should've just invited him into my house until the storm was over. But now, who knows where he could be!*GASP* NOOOOOOOO!!! HE WAS SO YOUNG!! HOW COULD YOU!?