MC - The Revival

[Puckrox]

*begins driving the crazy train forward, zig-zagging it along the way*
Oooh, this is so much fun!
*suddenly the device for steering the crazy train breaks off*
Uuuuuh... guys....

 

[beakerboy12]

*puts gas in crazy train*

Here we go!

*remembers that the gas put in train is coconut milk mixed with black food coloring*

Wait...

*crazy train blows more smoke out and begins to fall apart*

 

[Puckrox]

EVERY HUMAN AND MUPPET FOR THEMSELVES!

*leaps out of a window and goes flying through the air*

*lands in a pool of jell-o*

 

[beakerboy12]

*goes out different window landing in a hole with the Bean Bunny plush*

Okay, let's just say coconut milk and black food coloring don't work as good car fuel. Mixing them together makes it even worse!

*train then explodes*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*standing too close to the train when it explodes and goes flying, lands next to beakerboy's hole*

That was fun, what next?

 

[beakerboy12]

Well... we could go on this roller coaster!

*imaginary camera pans to roller coaster*

Wait...

*remembers that the coaster is filled with coconut milk mixed withblack food coloring too!*

Uh-oh...

*roller coaster explodes*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*shakes beakerboy*
Why must you blow things up? Why why why. We wanna ride them, unless of course the blowing up is part of the ride.

 

[beakerboy12]

*grabs imaginary muffining idea list*

We could...

Junior Gorg: I know he's here somewhere! Oh, human!

*Junior, after breaking ceiling, grabs me and takes me back to Gorg's garden!*

Junior Gorg: Ah! The human! I caught him, I caught him!

 

[beakerboy12]

Junior Gorg: What's your name human?

I'm... uh... beakerboy!

Junior Gorg: What kinda name is that?

It's my Muppet Central Forum username!

Junior Gorg: What's a forum?

A website where you can talk with other people online, there's one of the threads down there!

Junior Gorg: Oooo! I wanna go! I wanna go!

You can't, you're to big!

Junior Gorg: Oh man!... Wait -- Daddy! Has da' Nirvana Tree started growin' yet?

Pa Gorg: I believe so, Junior? Why, you're already king?

Junior Gorg: I wanna go to the forum!

Pa Gorg: What's that?

Junior Gorg: Nothin' much!

*Junior eats Nirvana leaf and shrinks to the size of beakerboy*

Junior Gorg: Now we can go to da' forum!

*beakerboy and Junior climb tree and building and come back to the thread through the window*

 

[Puckrox]

*approaches Junior Gorg, stares, then pokes his belly*

You're smaller than I always imagined you to be... Want some jell-o?

*Offers a bowl of jell-o which, apparently, is the only thing I ever eat*