MC Fables Presents: The Snowth and The Prawn

[theprawncracker]

No...

Uh huh, sure, and I'm not really an escaped convict who shaves the heads of goats to make socks.

...Yeah, just another day at MC.

 

[anytimepally]

goat head socks? .. are they as good as the soup? if so, I totally need to get some!

EDIT: not to eat, just to wear.. wouldn't want you to think I was that weird!

 

[D'Snowth]

*Gasps* You didn't shave Kathy's head, did you?

 

[theprawncracker]

*blink* Kathy is a goat?

*stares awkwardly at Randall* We're all that weird, my friend.

 

[D'Snowth]

Well, Kathy DID perfect the goat dance... and my mom always calls her a "Canadian goat hussy"...

 

[theprawncracker]

...I think that I should just say no, I did not shave Kathy's head.

 

[D'Snowth]

You THINK you should just say "no"? Well, did you or didn't you?

 

[theprawncracker]

I don't know! I didn't even know goats had names! I just had an urge, and the razor answered!

On the bright side, if I did end up shaving her head, at least she's pulling off the trendy Britney Spears look.

 

[D'Snowth]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[theprawncracker]

Don't worry Snowthy, goats don't make horrible crushes...