MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (nods): Have at it, sugah. Best strategy is ta just sit an' wait for your opponents to take themselves out, then get their stash. *winks*

Kelly (facepalms): I gotta talk to Jareth about this wish-fulfillment thing. Ahem! *twirls around and slices the gun in half with a sizzle* Now THAT'S a knife!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Difficult, aye... But FAR more dramatic than the elevator.
Rowlf: Are we there yet?
Lisa: Aye! <Hauls self around chimney and stands on roof, drawing sword--er... curtain rod> Who DARES claim me ship? I'll fight ye m'self!
Robin: Um--<adjusts hat> If you're gonna be fighting now, can I get off your shoulder?
Lisa: ...Uh--sure. Here, have a jolly boat. An' whatever ye do, don't fall off the ship.
Robin: <waves sword> Don't fall off the ship!

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Digit: O__O Oh, my... *starts to back away*

Lindbergh: Right, Pearl. *sips tea*

Cait: *hears Lisa* *in British accent* You looking for the captain of this ship? *twirls around to face her and turns on her light saber* That would be me.

 

[theprawncracker]

Pepe: *samba'ing*
Ryan: Arr! There be no time for that! ...Why is this elevator so SLOW?
(On the roof)
Gonzo: Avast ye scalliwags! DRAW! *whips out a pencil*
Rizzo: Fozzie would be so proud... *pulls out a Sharpie* You'll have to wash twice before you'll get d'is out! Hah!
Clifford: *draws an umbrella* Hope you've got a spoon full of sugar--'cause this medicine won't go down easily! ...Did I really just say that? Who writes this?
(In the elevator)
Ryan: I hope Clifford said that line I wrote...

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (aiming her sword at Digit): Do not be under the mistaken impression that I shall go lightly on ye! For the turncoat what disappears in the still of the night shall not get away unscathed!

Pearl (to Lindbergh as she sips tea): How long you think it'll take all the hoopla to die down so we can pick up the leftover dubloons?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Looks at Cait> <looks at light saber> <blinks at curtain rod> <calls over shoulder> PROP CHECK! <tosses curtain rod and the big fancy sword that's thrown back> ...<shrug> It's an improvement. <points said sword at Cait> THAT would be yer mistake, mate. This be MY ship... And I intend to fight for it! <Takes a swipe towards Cait>

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Wait! WAIT! LIsa, Cait, WAIT! *runs out of the elvator towards them* Hold on! *jumps behind wall* *jumps back out wearing a shower curtain as a robe* Lisa... Use the Forks, Lisa! Use the Forks...
Rizzo: *pokes his head in* Is d'at my cue?
Ryan: Yes, you nit-wit!
Rizzo: Right! *pulls a random rope, droping a large amount of plastic forks on Caitlyn*
Ryan: I think she got the POINT! HA!
Rizzo: *shakes head* D'at's enough outta you, Obi-Prawn Kenobi...

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Digit: Are you talking about-- ... look, Kelly, whatever happened, I'm sorry.

Lindbergh: I don't know, Pearl. Maybe within the next hour.

Cait: *British accent* Well, this ship was given to me by your friend, and I'll be bloody glad to fight for me and my shipmates! *almost clashes swords/light sabers with Lisa* *forks suddenly drop on her* ... what the deuce? Why is it raining forks?

Waldo: *munching on popcorn* *to Robin* You want some? *offers to share the popcorn*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <raises eyebrows> ...What movie were we aiming for, again?
Rowlf: <Turns on stereo and plays Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack>
Lisa: I thought so. <Pulls out flask, takes another swig, and tucks it away> <raises sword again> So we'll use the Forks, savvy?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (sighs and drops her sword): Your verbal skills are impressive, matey. *pats Digit on the shoulder* Ooh, look, Pearl's got tea. Want some? You can tell me all about your adventures....

Pearl (to Lindbergh): Flip for who gets the last one standin'.