MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[The Count]

UD, catching sight of self in one of the funhouse mirrors: Not bad... Mmm, I look just like my grand-uncle MacGraves.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly and Pearl (looking at each other, grinning): He likes it! HOORAY!

Kelly (sighs): Whew! That was cool! Haven't done a random makeover session in awhile.

Pearl (drying her tears): Yes'm ... he looks smart in his new duds.

Kelly: Um ... what were we doing before all this started?

Pearl (shrugs): I forgot.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (checks watch): Well ...

Pearl (looks around for the dates): I guess they had to go to the lil' cubs room or somethin' ... for an hour. Lordy, they're worse than females ...

Kelly: I guess we should head on back, then. I wonder what Cotterpin's been doing all day.

Pearl: Workin', most likely. Unlike us, she doesn't have a whole lot of free time.

*Kelly and Pearl head back to their sleeping spot*

 

[Beauregard]

Bobo: *wonders up with candyfloss* It just melts in your mouth...want some...It's pink! It's SUGARY!
Bo: Might wanna keep him away from...
Bobo: Ooh, fluffy. Zingy! Sugary! Flighty! Oooh...look...the world is puuurple...
Bo:...that sugar.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Kelly and Cotterpin: We only saw the movie. ;;

Beige: I don't like the way they portrayed Marvin. Sure, the voice was good, but the body was all wrong.
Nora: Yeah, he was entirely too round and polished to fit with the Paranoid Android persona.
Storyteller: Well, I thought it was rather nice the way they paired up Arthur and Trillian.
Erin: There was one line from Arthur that I really liked in the movie: "I'm British; I know how to queue."
Scooter: Here's my two cents: I didn't really like Zaphod in the movie. Too over the top - he was better in the TV series.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: Marvin was paranoid? I just thought he was depressed and cynical. That whole movie was trippy. I think even Fifth Element made more sense, heheh. *to Lefty* O_O Um ... you're ... really ... dedicated to the craft?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly and Pearl (watching the ensuing tug of war, chomping on popcorn)

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly and Pearl (look at each other): We just got here.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (to Pearl): So, did you like Night at the Museum 2?

Pearl (crosses her arms in a huff): Ever notice how the only dinosaur with a personality ... a SUBSERVIENT personality, no less ... is one without any skin on him?

Kelly: And the most love in the whole movie is, yet again, with a statue?

Pearl: And why do the human-like bad-guy statues get to have all the fun? They automatically dismiss the only non-human that bothers to join 'em? Well, try to ....

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (stretches)

Pearl (nods): Anticipatin' gettin' to see the puppies, tomorrow?

Kelly (nods, yawns)

Pearl (looks at her watch): I reckon it is gettin a smidge late for you. After all, you got a busy mornin' ahead of you.

Kelly: Yeah. ZZZZZZ...