MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: Sure. *hands some, in a bag, not in her bare hands, mind you, because that would be stupid, to Bo* They're salty. I like a little potato with my salt. *laughs evilly* I'll put some flies down after this batch is done. I once accidentally cooked a wasp at Burger King. No customers were harmed.

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: I once drove a wasp to the train station...
Bo: *blink*
Bobo: That doesn't even make sense...
Beau: That's what I told him, but he was going to Brocklin.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (tossing the rest of the fries in the warming bin): Mind you, I didn't feel like getting sued, so I threw the poor crispy wasp away. *puts flies in* No one panic -- I'll switch out the grease after these are done. *shudders*

Pearl (gives some crispy critters to Chamberlain): I have a hankerin' sometimes for scorpion lollipops, mahself. *winks*

Cotterpin: I think I'm gonna throw up.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *nudging Chamberlain* I know how you feel...I got a Bee on a test once.
Beau: *blinks*
Bobo: Sorry...I swatted it.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (to Bobo): Actually, that's how the wasp fried. I smacked it in midair like a baseball player ... and it flew into a bin a good 150 degrees. *long pause* It didn't live long.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (laughs at bad puns)

 

[Beauregard]

*laughing out loud at that last pun*

Bo: Perhaps we should be pun-ished?
Bobo: Shh...!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Perhaps we should play a game...
Bobo: Pun the tail on the donkey?
Beau: Punopoly?

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin: Girls Just Wanna Have Pun?

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: Do they?
Bo: Under the hot hot pun!