MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin: Pearl sure weighs a pun!

Pearl (doesn't get mad, laughs): Don't you know it, sugah!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Would someone clear up the dead stone in the corner?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (hands a bunch of fried flies to Bobo): Here you go.

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: Kermit! Your flies are done!
Bobo: Bo! Your flies are undone.
Bo: Yikes! *dives behind a chair*

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (laughs, sings): Look at me, I'm Punny Dee.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: I'm a little tea-pun, short and stout...

Cotterpin (facepalms): Okay, that's stretching it.

Pearl (to Kelly): Don't forget, darlin' ... you gotta head off to your folks in a bit.

Kelly (snaps): Right. See ya later, guys!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *laughing at the Star Trek reference*
Bobo: Right. See you later, I'm going to find my pun and only.
Beau: Good luck...

 

[The Count]

Punderful... Simply punderful. *Drinking iced tea.
Count: Burgers are ready.

*Serving themselves... Mmm, cole slaw burgers with fresh fries. *Spoons potato salad into a second cup.
Hope everyone enjoys the food. Eat up.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Mmm...barbecue...
Bobo: Saucey...

 

[The Count]

Just don't let it get under your nails or it'll stay there forever.