MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[The Count]

WHOOOO DAAAAT! Saints win and it's Mardi Gras in Miami a week ahead of schedule.

Ding-dong the Lefty's dead.
Which ol' Lefty.
The sneak-thief Lefty.
Ding-dong the sneaky Lefty's dead.
He's gone, he's gone you know.
Down where the goblins go.
But they wouldn't have him, no.
So they tossed him back out.
Ding-dong the sneaky Lefty's dead.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (sighs): Bro will live on this for weeks. Thanks for the heads up, Ed.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (dressed as 60s Batgirl): My life is one step closer to completion.

Turbo: Oh yeah? Why?

Me (fangirl squeals): I have Adam West as a friend on Facebook! It was mega-awesome when I friended Gordon from Sesame Street, but this guy is one of the coolest dudes ever!

Oscar (staring dryly at Kelly): At least she didn't use some stupid "holy whatever" joke.

Rizzo (flipping through a magazine): Give 'er time. Dere's still plenty o' hours left in da day.

 

[The Count]

*Me, Is floored by Kell's new look.

Count: Vell, at least she didn't go with the cat-suit.
UD: Or the Jeanie outfit.
Count: That'd've killed him for sure.
UD: How do you know he's not dead now?
Count: Your boss hasn't sent you a GR-IM has he?
UD: No... Not yet...

*Me, soft squeee, still knocked out.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (laughs, trying to wake Ed up by waving a paper fan in front of his face)

 

[The Count]

*Still out of it. Gimme 5 more minutes...

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (dances)

Rizzo: Kool-Aid! Score!

Turbo: What is -- *drinks Kool-Aid* Wowwwwww ... @_@

Oscar (facepalms)

 

[The Count]

*Me, is dreaming... And typing some outlines... Party away you fools. Soon your little party will be crashed. Heeheehee.

 

[RedPiggy]

Oscar: Now the party'll be trashed? NOW we're talkin', heheheheh!

Turbo (drunk on Kool-Aid, to Spamela): Baby ... I'm all da male you'll evah need.

Rizzo (scatting with Zoot)

 

[RedPiggy]

Rizzo (still obliviously scatting, getting more and more lively)

Turbo (hiccups): Yer loss, toots. *finds the balloons* 'Ey, baby ... I'm all da male you'll evah need.