MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[Katzi428]

Wow! Cake Boss was really great huh?
Grover:Yes it was!They did a wonderful job with me!
Rosita:Me too!They even included my guitar!
Prairie:I didn't see myself in there.
Oh Prairie....hugging her I'm pretty sure you were in there. The people on the show wouldn't leave you out on purpose.You know that.
Prairie:Yeah..you're right.Cookie Monster sure looked like he'd died and gone to heaven when he saw all those cookies huh?giggling
laughing tooYeah ..he sure did!Hopefully he shared with everyone else!

 

[The Count]

Didn't see it, couldn't find what channel TLC is on. Meh, it'll show up at the Mindset eventually. *Waits for some bat-mail to arrive.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <flips through textbook> <groans> You're KIDDING...
Rowlf: Hmm?
Lisa: NINETY-TWO? I have to read to page NINETY-TWO? <groans> <rubs forehead> There is NO WAY I can read to page NINETY-TWO of this... TEDIUM... AND take notes on it, AND create TWO blogs, all by class on Wednesday, AND get all the reading done for my THURSDAY classes... <sigh> I don't think I'll be getting much sleep Wednesday night.
Rowlf: How bad is ninety-two pages?
Lisa: ...Well, after two and a half hours of reading, I've made it to page twenty-two. That's less than ten pages an hour... and I've got seventy more to go. Of THIS assignment.
Rowlf: ...<pats Lisa's shoulder> Welcome to the new semester.
Lisa: Yeah... Tell me about it.

 

[The Count]

Hmm... Wonder if he'll think of being with his dead relatives is his kind of heaven. Meh. *Shrugs.*Snacks on some cinnamon-coated pecans while sorting students into their houses.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (holds up a sign: Will write on fics 4 house.)

Oscar (sighs): I dunno why you need a house so bad. Look at me! I'm perfectly fine in a trash can.

Turbo (bouncing on moon shoes): I don't miss Doozah Dome at all!

Rizzo (playing games on his cell phone): Don't listen ta dem, Kell -- you get us da biggest mansion you can find. It needs ta have solid gold seating, jewel-encrusted crown molding an' baseboards, an' --.

Me (slaps him with the sign): I'm going to be a nurse at St. Lovelady, not the CEO.

Rizzo: Ow! 'Ey, maybe you can swing an early promotion!

Me (rolls eyes)

 

[The Count]

Sorry to be in so l
ate guys. Ha, no Kelly, you update when your stories and the brochures when you can. It's me who has to finish the first 40 castle creeps, sort of a writing challenge I'm setting for myself for Lent this year. In fact, it's fics why I'm late tonight. There was this one set in TDK about Joker/Harley with my fave villain, the Riddler... But I got turned off after a point where the author made Mr. Nashton pull a Joker switch-smile. Pity, her 30 Days Challenge of Scarecrow and Ivy's romance was much better. Oh well. *Heads off for the kitchen to see if there's any pizza left. And as for the Potter game, I'm now on Summer Brake!

 

[RedPiggy]

Me: O_O

Turbo: What? *hic!*

Me (claps sarcastically): Way to go. Nice hiccups you got there.

Turbo: 'Ey, yer a nurse, right? Patch me up 'fore I die!

Me (shakes head): How can I help you when Chamby has creeped me out with his psychic powers?

Turbo: *hic!* C'mon! *hic!* Help a guy out!

Me (leans forward and claps hard just centimeters from Turbo's face): Scared yet?

Turbo: @_@ *thud*

Rizzo: Ain't ya gonna do mouth ta mouth?

Me: He's not dead, just scared stiff.

Rizzo: Anyway, how is da resident Skeksis psychic?

Me: He knew how Boots an' them ... *clasps hands over mouth* I've got a debate!

Rizzo: -_- Way ta change da subject....

Me: Joker has an obvious psychological bent to his jokes/theme in Dark Knight. His theme also revolves around corrupting so-called "good" people. Regardless of his story about his past, the common element is that he feels betrayed by a loved one or authority figure. Here is my scenario for his true origin ...

Rizzo (picks up a magazine): I don't care....

Me: Ahem ... Joker was a psychologist, orderly, or intern at Arkham. He was a student of Crane and fell in love with a female staff member. As punishment, Crane experimented on him. However, instead of dying of fear, the man who became Joker cracked into sociopathy and laughed at Scarecrow. Ticked off, Scarecrow cut his face and kicked him out. Hurt by Crane's betrayal, he tried to find solace in his girlfriend, but she rejected him. His heart completely shattered by betrayal in mind and soul, he vowed to use his own brand of psychology to prove that people, no matter how good their reputation, could turn both fearless and hateful. Discuss?

 

[The Count]

Well... At least it's not as bad as when they try answering 1 times 4 equals Clownface with a Flamethrower. *Shrugs.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me: O_O

Rizzo: O_O

Turbo (in makeshift bed, recovering from hiccups)

Oscar: Flamethrower?

 

[The Count]

Yeah, it was something one o' 'em drew in math class once. Ms. Butterbean wasn't happy. Then again, she's almost never happy. Meh.
*Hears baker yelling for Marie to get the baguettes while in line at the Muff YN Fluff.