MC Dorms: 2009: Home for the Holidays.

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (sitting next to Newsie): Sooo, why are we near the pool? I told you I don't like water.

Newsie (shrugs, breaking the fourth wall): Kelly has just realized she's close to three thousand posts. We're just killing time, really.

Cotterpin: Hmph! She should AT LEAST participate in this little conversation.

Newsie: She has some paperwork to do.

Cotterpin: -_- Riiiiiight.

 

[Gelfling Girl]

Maggie: Pie? *wags tail and barks excitedly* Can I have a slice? Please? I'll do anything for it. I'll sit, roll over, I'll even play dead.

Aly: *rolls eyes and begins listening to iPod*

 

[The Count]

Did that dog say she'd do anything for pie? ? ?

 

[Gelfling Girl]

Aly: Yes. Puppies can be so crazy sometimes over the smallest things.

Maggie: Puppy? I'm practically an adult.

Aly: In dog years...*turns iPod on and starts listening to random songs older than she is*

 

[The Count]

Hehhhhhxcelent... Then sign this contract and Maggie'll have whichever piece of pie she wants.
*Hands Maggie pen to sign her name.

 

[Gelfling Girl]

Maggie: *tried to pick up pen* Evil thumb-less paws! *picks up pen in mouth and signs*

 

[The Count]

Mmmm... *<333 with Emily Corpse Bride. *Leaves cherry pie for Aly. *Leaves coconut pie for Maggie now that we own her soul.

 

[Gelfling Girl]

Maggie: C'mon, guys. Let's be reasonable. Is it really worth a dog's soul just for some pie? Besides, isn't there some unwritten rule that no souls can be given by a person who signs a contract unless they sign it with their hands?

 

[The Count]

UD: You're fighting a losing battle. You did want that pie... And you did sign the contract. So we'll save you a spot as one of the newest haunters at the castle. You still have to be monstrified though, a bit tough since we don't know what breed you are. Darkus Hound sounds fright...

 

[Gelfling Girl]

Maggie: Take the pig! Take the pig!

Annie Sue: What?

Maggie: No, the other pig. The diva.