Spike (humming as he pours worms on his waffles): MMmmmm ... waffles.
Kelly: That's sick. *fixes cereal*
Pearl (fixes eggs, bacon, biscuits, grits, toast, orange juice, apple juice, milk, coffee, and ham and cheese omlettes)
Cotterpin: Uh, I guess I'll have the grits and orange juice, Pearl.
Pearl (nods): Sure thing, hon.
Newsie (piles on a couple of bagels with cream cheese, a couple of granola bars, and a mixed berry smoothie): Pearl, your breakfast is rather unhealthy.
Spike (munching on his breakfast): What d'ya t'ink of mine?
Newsie: A poor attempt at juvenile dietary games.
Spike (shrugs, smirks): Well, I only tend ta eat juveniles every OTHER week. *sticks out his tongue, covered in waffles and worms*
Newsie (shudders)
Pearl (chuckles): Look, y'all ... where I come from, the only healthy breakfast is one that tastes good. *leaves the rest of the food for others*