MC Dorms: 2009: Home for the Holidays.

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (in zombie mode)

Pearl (whispers to Spike): What's up with her?

Spike (shrugs): Her little darlings've been losin' teeth an' not sleepin' a whole lot like dey're supposed to.

 

[The Count]

Toucan Sam... Hee... If you hear the Spanish version of those commercials, his nephews sound way girly.
*Hates they screwed the pooch with that cereal and Trix, now it's nothing but yeech!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: (looking out window at rainstorm) Blurgh...what an awful night...along with an awful afternoon, and an awful morning...
Erin: Oh, yeah, and I need to buy myself a new umbrella - one of the struts snapped while I was out on assignment.
Storyteller: Already...you do seem to go through those with alarming rapidity, don't you?
Nora: You guys think you've got problems...one of the windows wouldn't close at the shop today, and there's a leak in the ceiling.
Beige: So? All you do is stuff a few rags in the gap and buy a few more pots and pans. (looks at clock) Who wants to kick back with some popcorn and some brain-dead movie?

(The gang immediately does so.)

 

[The Count]

Yeah, storm is right. Uh, should it be snowing?
Count's been counting all night... But that was the easy part.
Oh well... *Off to beddy bye soon.

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin: Where's Kelly?

Newsie: I believe she said she was going to Scorched and Snowed.

Cotterpin: Uh-oh.

Newsie: Uh-oh?

Cotterpin (nods): She only goes there when she wants to get plastered.

Newsie: But, doesn't she work there?

Cotterpin (stares at him): And?

Newsie (standing, putting his index finger in the air): I'm going over there and interviewing her on this most important occasion! *runs off, smacks into the door* Ouch ... *slides down*

Cotterpin: You okay? O_O

Newsie: Maybe ... it'd be ... a great idea ... to ... get my ... glasses first.

Cotterpin (nods)

 

[The Count]

Hey Ailie... If Spammy and Janice want the projector for tonight, they can go ahead and use it.

*Small sigh. Don't know what to do about the haunters now.
Meh. *Goes to the deli, just to listen to good music before it starts storming again.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (stumbles into the deli): Hey, Ed ... whatcha doin'? What do you do when it hurtsssss to love sssssssomeone?

Spike (coming in behind her): Sorry. She's been havin' issues wit' some guy on da internet.

Kelly: 'Cause, you know, all I want ... um ... what was I talking about?

Spike: You were tryin' ta come up wit' ways ta keep your dogs from strippin' your carpet.

Kelly (thinks for a few minutes, snaps): Oh, yeah! That's ... that's what I was talking about. Ed? Do you have any experience with dogs and carpet? We tried the whole bitter spray thing, but they actually like it.

Spike (hands a drink to Kelly): Here, have some herbal tea.

Kelly (gawks at Spike in disbelief): Herbal tea? Who are you and what have you done with Spike?

Spike (smirks): It'll clear your head, toots. Try da lavender. I find it ta be particularly relaxing.

Kelly (laughs): You are SOOOOOO not really into herbal tea.

Spike: Ah, but you laughed, which means you're gettin' happier.

Kelly (stomach grumbles): I'm hungry.

Spike (raises eyebrow): You just ate ... you don't eat like I do...

Kelly (nods): But my stomach's killing me. I need to put something in it. Y'know ... comfort food. *looks at menu* OOOOOH, let's order all of that!

 

[The Count]

*Smiles. My family has dogs... But they're better behaved dogs, somewhat. They don't chew the carpet... They just hide in the little corner between the sofas. *Swisseling around his straw in a glass of Sprite. Just came to listen to some music. It helps make me happier at times.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (head clear now): Yeah, ours are behaved ... except they're teething, so all that lovely behavior just went out the window. *sighs*

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (sighs dreamily)

Spike (rolls his eyes): I hope dis rain stops.

Kelly (giggles): You're just jealous because Teeth can sing. *giggles*