MC Dorms: 2009: Home for the Holidays.

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (grins): Well, howdy, folks! You're just in time. Anything you could possibly imagine is right here on the table, honey-buns. You just go ahead an' dig in. I got roast, some barbeque, lotsa mashed potatoes white an' yella, peas o' every shape, tacos, fried chicken, biscuits, rolls, beans o' every color, some sesame seed pastries, cupcakes, hot dogs, big ol' hamburgers, an' a ton o' condiments for every occasion.

Kelly (pushing a big cart): The ... uh ... drinks ... are ... uh ... here.

Spike (tail twitching, jaw slobbering): NOW can we eat?

Pearl: Oh, alright. You done good, boy. Go fix yerself up somethin' nice.

 

[The Count]

*Helps Kelly pushing the cart...

*All sit down to eat, thanking Pearl for a good Labor Day meal. Compliments to the chef(s).

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(gang is lounging around)

Scooter: (reading a comic book) Uh, isn't it supposed to be "your face?"
Nora: (re-reading Wuthering Heights) Well, maybe Richard doesn't want other people ripping off his catch phrase.
Erin: (reading the paper) Tell me, are Hindley and Heathcliff at each other's throats yet?
Nora: By now, they could have given each other a double tracheotomy.
Storyteller: (rummaging around in hut) Has anyone seen my notes on the Lily Creatures? I'm researching for the new edition of the Encyclopedia Fragglia, and...
Scooter: Will this one have "Don't Panic" on it in large, friendly letters?
Erin: Or a description of the best eateries at the end of the Rock?
Beige: (entering from kitchen) Hey, the weirdest thing just happened in here. This bag of sunflower seeds just spilled out onto the counter and re-arranged themselves into the number 42.

 

[Bannanasketch]

Logan: MMMM..... That was good cooking, Pearl!
Mahna Mahna: Mmmmmmmahna mahna.
Logan: Well, I'm heading to bed. Good night everyone!
Snowths: Doooooo doo doo doo doo!
Logan: Yeah, whatever.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Hey, Cliff, c'mere!
Clifford: 'Sup Ryguy?
Ryan: Didja hear? Logan moved in with Mahna Mahna and the Snowths!
Clifford: No foolin'? Man, that's cool! Our old roomie back in the dorm! Heh heh.
Ryan: Yup. Looks like Logan's having the same problem understanding old double M too.
Cliford: *smirks* Go figure.
Ryan: Mmhm.

 

[Bannanasketch]

Logan: Hey Ryan! You had Mahna Mahna as a dormmate? You wouldn't happen to know how to speak Mahna Mahna would ya? I bought this book but for some reason I think Mahna Mahna doesn't want me to read it and he's trying to destroy it. Well, I better get back to my room. I still have a lot of organizing to do.

Meanwhile,In Room #4:

Mahna Mahna: *Finds the how to speak Mahna book on Logan's bed* Mahna mahna mahna? MAHNAAAAAAAAAH! *Starts ripping book into shreds and then proceeds to throw the remains into the oven.* Mahna!
Snowths: Doo doo doo doo doo doo?
Logan:*Walks into dorms* Hey what's that burning?

 

[BEAR]

(In room #29 watching Kermit and Piggy on an encore broadcast of America's Got Talent...)
Bryan: What's wrong with Kermit's voice.
Big Bird: He must have a cold...
Bryan: Or a human in his throat! (cracking himself up) Hahahahahaa!
Big Bird: Huh?
Bryan: (clears throat) Nevermind...Hey, Big Bird! Look what's here!
Big Bird: (Sees the gift from Beth and her roomies) Oh boy! Those sure look good!
Bryan: Care for a little dessert before bed?
Big Bird: Sure! Hey, you think that Kelly and Spike liked their wedding present?
Bryan: I dunno. It looked cool to me. Who doesn't need a Magic Bullet? If I didn't have mine I wouldn't be able to make you those birdseed milkshakes you love so much!
Big Bird: Oh yeah!

 

[The Count]

*Headdesk.

Count: Vhat's the matter?
Aargh... Just grumbling over reorganizing a couple of things.
Count: For the list?
Yes, thought the J's would be finished nicely, but now I gotta go back and reenumerate what I had all the way from nearly the beginning.
Count: Ah vell, just chill, that'll get done fairly quickly vith some music to calm the mood.
Yeah, but it's not just that.
Count: Oh?
Remember your cousin Scaron we brought into the cast at #115?
Count: Yes...
Well, I'm moving her out for a more practical idea that'll hopefully connect better with the five rings idea to fit into the Digit Sum 111-120 group.
Count: You've been influenced by those Haunted Mansion 9-9-09 40th Anniversary Event ring pins havent you?
Yes, but it's such a good concept. BTW: Where's Uncle D?
Count: He's setting up the decorations.
Oh? Who's party is it?
Count: You said it yourself just now. Uncle D feels at home there, it's natural he'd want to skelebrate their 40th anniwersary, just as I vill my own home in a couple months more.
Oh yeah, that's fright.

Happy 40th Boo-Day Haunted Mansion! ! !

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: ZZZZZZZZZZZ ...

Cotterpin (throwing random small stuff at her)

Kelly (still asleep): If you ... *yawn* ... wannna live ... ZZZZZZZZZZ ....

Cotterpin: But, I overheard Big Bird say we got a present, but I've looked all over and I don't know where it is!

Spike (waking up): We gotta present?

Cotterpin (nods): That's what they said. I looked in every nook and cranny. I think they bought one, but I don't see any delivery notice. What if they think you guys hate it or something? *panicked* What if it was expensive? I'm just a Doozer architect! I don't have that kind of money!

Spike: Calm down, Lil' Bit. We'll get it settled aftah we wake up.

Cotterpin: But, you're awake now.

Spike: Yeah, but after I have breakfast, I'll just slip back to sleep.

Cotterpin: But nothing's fixed.

Spike (stares at Cotterpin with a smirk)

Cotterpin: O_O Eeep! *rushes out of the bedroom, sighs* Yep. Spike's back, alright. *sighs*

 

[The Count]

*Having heard Kathy might be moving back into Room 6, we leave her a housewarming basket with fresh flowers, ginger snaps for Gaffer from her sister-in-paw and her owner, and huggles to PD and Rosita.