MC Dorms: 2009: Home for the Holidays.

[Erine81981]

A ruckus is heard from the lobby of the Muppet Collage. I come barging through the door way with some Anything Muppet Band with a couple of Monsters too. We start singing a made up version of "That's Not My Name."

Me: Four letter word just to get me along
It's a difficulty and I'm biting on my tongue and I
I keep stalling, keeping me together
People around gotta find something to say now

Me and Stacy: Holding back, everyday the same
Don't wanna be a loner
Listen to us, oh no
We never say anything at all
But with nothing to consider they think it's our name
(ame, ame, ame)

Ted: They call me 'Shorty'
Stacy: They call me 'Frickle'
Fred: They call me 'Shaggy'
Ned: They call me 'Nerdy'

Me and the Anything Muppets Band: That's not our names
That's not our names
That's not our names
That's not our names

Me: They call me 'Weird'
But i'm not weirdo

Mary-Jo-Lisa: Hairy-Low-Lisa
Always the same

Me and the Anything Band: That's not our names
That's not our names
That's not our names
That's not our names

Ted: I get the catch if they through me the ball
Stacy: I'm the first kid standing up against the wall
Mary-Jo-Lisa: Keep up, falling, these heels they keep me
Getting glammed up and sitting on the bench now

Me: So mad all the time at night
Lock ourselfs away
Listen to us, We're not
All of us dressed up, out and all with
Everyone considered they know our names
(ame, ame, ame)

Anything Monster: They call me 'Furry'
Henry: They call me 'Tall'
Amy: They call me 'Thin'
Lenord: They call me 'Fat'

Me and the Anything Muppets Band: That's not our names
That's not our names
That's not our names
That's not our names

Stacy: They call me 'quiet girl'
But I'm a riot

Kyle: Mary-Jo-Lisa

Mary-Jo-Lisa: Always the same

Kyle and the Anything Muppets Band: That's not our names
That's not our names
That's not our names
That's not our names
Are you calling us darling?
Are you calling us bird?
Are you calling us darling?
Are you calling us bird?

[continues with chorus overlapping]

Me: *while the music is playing* Sorry to have interuped Ed. Just thought i would burst in and do something Muppety here for you. Talk to you later. *goes back to dancing with the Anything Muppet Band playing the music as we head out the door*

 

[The Count]

Mmm, that's what we need more of around here... But I'd've liked it better if that Kyle were fully signed up as a resident here. There's still time for that, sign-ups will close at the end of the week after Thanksgiving. After that, new applicants will have to wait until next term. Meh.

 

[Bannanasketch]

Logan: *Walking down hall* Me likes waffles. *Grabs the plate and starts running down hall to room #4*
In room #4......
Nigel: *sipping Cofee* Mornin' Logan.
Logan: Is that Coffee? Cofee would go great with these waffles I stole.. er, borrowed.
:S

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (snoring on the couch in room 2)

Cotterpin (staring at her, to Newsie): Were you aware of registration for the next term?

Newsie (shrugs): I was under the impression that Kelly was graduating. Why would she stay in a college dorm?

Cotterpin: Yeah, but ... what're we gonna do?

Newsie (shrugs): I can, perhaps, take you on a vacation. We can visit Europe, Dubai -- there are lots of fascinating buildings there.

Cotterpin (sighs): This isn't fair. You're tempting me with architectural wonders, when I have a great job here at the Dorms.

Newsie (pats her on the head gently): You have all of Thanksgiving to think about it, you know.

Cotterpin (sighs): Yeah, yeah ... four days to agonize and worry. I'll turn into Boober for sure. *leans softly against Newsie*

 

[Bannanasketch]

Nigel: Hey it's my hip sax player Zoot. Hows it chilling in hipsville?
Logan: Nigel, never again.
Mahna Mahna: *Walks out into hallway with a confused look on his face* Mahna Mahna

 

[The Count]

*In a related story... Hope Kelly's having better luck with her computer today.
*Grabs wallet, shades, and walking stick... *Leaves the dorms to the neighborhood stores, hoping to find something for Beth's birthday tomorrow.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (drives with Spike and Pearl -- don't know how they fit in a Geo Metro -- over to Moss Street): Oh, good ... doesn't look like the apartments have been taken down.

Pearl: So, what're you gonna do when you leave?

Kelly: I got a job over at St. Lovelady Hospital, southwest of the Dorms, over on Henson and West Henson.

Pearl (nods): I'll hate ta lose ya, hon. Though I have to admit, traffic 'round the saloon has been kinda light. I just can't see mahself closin' it down, though.

Kelly (parks and heads into the apartment lobby, to Spike): I wonder what the rooms are like.

Spike: I dunno. How are you gonna afford dis?

Kelly: Nurses make lots of money. The only one who needs lots of food is YOU.

Spike (smirks): True. 'Ey, why were you yellin' at da laptop awhile back?

Kelly: Stupid thing kept freezing trying to look up Ed's stuff. I deleted the email in anger, to keep me from throwing the laptop against the wall. It was like exorcising evil internet demons. *looks at a brochure* Well, it's not exactly Avenue Q-ugly, but it's cheap and there's room enough for both of us.

Pearl (looks around): I guess it's cozy enough. Sure beats some o' the places I've lived. You goin' to graduation?

Kelly (shakes head): No. I'm not big into ceremony.

Spike (coughBScough)

Kelly (whacks him with the brochure): Okay, I loved our wedding. It was gorgeous. It's just that I don't want to be around a bunch of noisy people patting themselves on the back pathologically. *pause* It's gonna be weird not messing around the dorms, though.

 

[Bannanasketch]

Logan: *Is on computer watching this* *After watching, he faints and then gets back up* That. Was. The. Best. Video. Ever. *faints again*
* Mahna Mahna and Snowths walk in and watch the video* *They faint after watching 2:23-2:26*
*Nigel walks in and watches video all the way through*
Nigel: Sigh, nobody cares about me anymore. *faints*

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (watching TV in the lobby of the apartments): O_O OMG ... *laughs* Gonzo is SO right for that ... *gasps* and OhMyGod ... and *shrieks* ... *laughs* ... *inhales deeply and shrieks with such a high pitch Rowlf can hear her* ... Mayhem-gasm! Mayhem-gasm! *faints in Spike's arms*

Spike: -_-

 

[The Count]

*Faints as well... Can't stop singing Sal, he spilled the sauce.
*Applauds wildly.