MC Dorms: 2009: Home for the Holidays.

[RedPiggy]

Scooter and Beige: (in unison) In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crimes, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

(chung-chung noise)

Storyteller: "Law and Order..." yes, the storytelling is good, but...a lot of it's so violent and unsavory.
Nora: Yeah, and so was "Crime and Punishment." (pause) I still miss Jerry Orbach.
Erin: You and three-fourths of the fan base. At least we've still got Sam Waterston and Epatha Merkerson.

Spike: An' da weird t'ing is, toots keeps starin' at me in VERY weird ways when she watches it ... like I star in it or somethin'.... *sighs*

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (falls asleep on Ed's couch)

*everyone else went to sleep too*

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wheels spinnin' in my mind. Everybody must've taken their prick. *Manic laughter.

*Softly singing while stroking Kells' ponytail.
Go to sleep my spider dear.
While you sleep I will be near.
There's a full moon in the sky.
Shining on my lullaby.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (wakes up inexplicably in room 2): Wow, I had the weirdest dream ...

Spike (watching over her): Oh?

Kelly (nods): I dreamed there was an exercising skeleton and a dancing spider and stuff.

Spike (facepalm)

 

[The Count]

*At Kelly: Don't forget about the Texan monster across the streeeet!

*Knocks on Room 17: Hey Ailie? Wasn't able to get your message about a roomie or something. Please send it through my Send email link. Thanks.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (fake pouts): I'm a Texan monster? *sniff* *shrugs* Still, I'm surprised ... I actually took a nap. During the DAY. That is incredibly rare for me. And the best part is that my puppies didn't wreck the place while I accidentally dozed off.

 

[The Count]

Pfff... Silly, of corpse not. Unless you want to be the she-monster instead of lovely Lydia... *Still building the castle's robust roster.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (pouts): I DON'T WANNA BE A MONSTER!

All Muppet monsters ever: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MONSTERS?

Kelly (hides behind room 2's door): Nothing, nothing ...

 

[The Count]

*Changed into Vincent Price outfit. You'll have to pardon my associates here. They really are quite nice monsters once you get to know them.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (jumps out of bed at the noise): I'M UP I'M UP I'M UP! *looks around*

Spike (startled out of bed): What? What?

Kelly (looks at alarm clock, sighs): I have class this morning. *pouts*

Spike (throws a pillow at her)