Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

[The Count]

*In the midst of the battle, a lone whistle is heard, freezing the action.

Referee: There's been a penalty called on the field. After reviewing the tapes, #29 Tony "The Leech". Illegal use of deodorant to mask some of his stink. 2 minutes in the pit.
*Tony's taken off of the field as the ref's mighty belch permeates the crowd with a renewed stink as the rest of the players keep going at it.

Man, I wonder if Byron ever thought this thread would go so waaay off-topic. Especially after what we did to his simple question of which Muppet would you room with at college got turned into the dorms.
*Shrugs and throws Tony a bag of popcorn in the pit below.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Wow, anyways.
*Gets up and tries to gather whatever dignity she's got*
The point is of this whole thread...
is that men who are cleaner get more gals.
Men that aren't--well they just don't.
It does not work that way.

*Helps Alex up*

Now, I officially leave the thread.


*Flees*

 

[Katzi428]

To quote this guy ---> "You are all weirdos!"
But hey..so am I!You guys really need to shower unless you wanna put an awful stench in the air!

 

[Erine81981]

Wooooo! I'm winning! *pulls Robo Kyle in* You sit out for a while. I'll take this round. *places a boxin' glove over big nose and starts swinging at Tony and Ryan* You are so gonna get it. *growls and snarls*

 

[FraggleRockRock]

Whoa!


Someone THREW ME? Like, picked me up and lobbed me across the room/arena/wherever-the-heck-we-are?

Where was I for this?

...O yeah. I was temporarily dying... Hehe, must have been really out of it.

In all non-seriousness, don't worry about me! I get thrown all the time.

*gets thrown out of arena by a random gorilla-sized fella*

See? I told you!

 

[Winslow Leach]

D'oh! The Old Spice turned on me!

(Leach grumbles, and heads for the pit)

But hey, at least I got some popcorn, hehe! Thanks, Count!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Claudia, you can't go! I thought you were rooting for me!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Oh, babe, look, I AM rootin' fer yah...
but de mens now shower! So, we've nothin'
more tah do.

*Pats Tony*

Oh yeah, I was supposed to leave.

*Does so*

 

[The Count]

*Aside: As if anyone could beat Byron at stinkyocity. Yes, Janice & Mokey's Man is naturally replete with stinkyocity.

 

[FraggleRockRock]

Now that you fellas are showering...

Females, rally with me! Don't shower!

(Not gonna happen, but hey, just a suggestion. And besides, girls naturally smell good anyhow. )