Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

[Beakerfan]

*sitting on the bleachers* Cheaters! BOOOOOO! Get outta the ring! BOOOOO! *thumbs down*

 

[Winslow Leach]

Whoa, Claudia...put FRR down! Who said anything about throwing actual people?

(Leach continues to battle his opponents, now with TWO spatulas. He takes a break and douses himself with Old Spice, as he was getting a little ripe from all this fighting. The battle continues.)

Come on, come on...I can beat ya all with one hand tied behind my back!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh!

Whassa matter? Huh? Can't take my mighty spatula? Ooh! What was that? Yes, that was another spatula! Hey! Ho! Don't know where I'm gonna strike you next, huh? Whoa! Look out! Spatula at 5:00! Huh!

(picks up garbage can lid and uses it as shield)

What are you gonna do now? Haha! My mighty shield laughs at your blows! Muwhahahahaha!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

That reminded me of the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz...LOL!
*Tackles Alex*

TAKETHATBACK! <3 LOL!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Hey, now that this clean vs. dirty thing is over...
we know clean men win...
why are we still here?

Well, goodbye everybody!

*Waltzes out of the arena*

 

[Winslow Leach]

That reminded me of the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz...LOL!

Zat vas ze idea!

(Leach laughingly shields himself with his garbage can lid as the others try to attack.)

*Yawn*...what a day. I wonder what's on TV tonight...

Come on, is that all you got? I can beat you with two hands behind my back...but I won't.

 

[Beakerfan]

*watches Claudia walk away* GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD! Don't you know never to turn your back in the middle of a fight? *runs and tackles Claudia* I've done a little flag-football myself, you know!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Claudia gasps*
I am sooo not a coward!
*Tackles her*
Insult me further and....
FEEL PAIN OF YOUR HAIR BEING PULLED!

O_O

*Blinks*

Erm...doughnut?

*Smiles cheesily*

 

[Beakerfan]

I really don't have that much hair to pull. It's too short. *sees Claudia holding up a donut* Bribery huh? Well, I'm sorry, but yer gonna hafta win this the old-fashioned way! *tackles Claudia*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Gasp*
Oh yah?
YAH!
Oh yah?
...oh wait...who am I talking too?

*Pins her to the floor until she falls to the side from lack of balance*
RAWR!

*Pinches her cheek comically*
FEEL THE PAIN OF CHEEKS BEING TUGGED!

LOL!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Um, can someone please pass the popcorn?