Letter From A Prawn

[Beauregard]

Ahem...I had to jump on to point out the fact that Lisa and I are most definitely NOT married.

Now strange...that's not how I heard the tale...

Oh, and BIG congrats Ed on 12,000!!!

 

[The Count]

Thank ye Bozers... And don't be starting up rumors again... Or there'll be a nice custodian's surprise waiting for ye...

 

[Beauregard]

Me? A rumour mill? Never! So, did you hear the one about Snowthers and Kathy Greenforest?

 

[christyb]

That? Oh, that's old news. How about the one about the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter...wait that's my dream last night...Congrats Count on the 12,000...gonna take Beau's top spot anytime soon?

 

[Beauregard]

*taps fingers*

*wonders why water is running out of my fingers*

*turns tap off*

 

[The Count]

Thanks Sis... And Bo's spot is safe for now, he has almost a 2K lead... For now.
*Holds scythe and looks over at Bo... This? Oh, I just borrowed it from Uncle Deadly, he's staying with me while the prawn's away.

 

[Beauregard]

*stares at scythe* You know you could put someone's eye out with that.

 

[The Count]

*Wicked grin... Yes I do, yours most possibly.

 

[Beauregard]

*shelters behind Prawnie*

Control that Roommate of yours!

 

[The Count]

*Disappears into the shadows... Though you never know when I'll strike...
*Disembodied laugh echoes through the halls.