Kermit's 1 lecture

[minor muppetz]

(Kermit is sitting on a brick wall. There is also a number 1 on the wall)
Kermit: Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here, and today I am going to talk to you about the number 1. Now, this is a 1. It is just one line, and should not be confused with an I or a lower-case l. And I only have one 1 with me today, and I am only one frog, and this is only one brick wall. Now, that was one lecture that I gave, and I really hope that you get the idea of how many 1 is. (Cookie Monster walks by, crying) Oh, and here is one monster. (observing that he's sad) And one very sad monster at that.
Cookie Monster: Oh, it soooooooo horrible! (starts crying more)
Kermit: Uh, would you mind telling me what's wrong?
Cookie Monster: Oh, me only have one cookie to eat (holds up one cookie).
Kermit: (scrunching face) That's what you are so unhappy about?
Cookie Monster: (sniffs) Yes.
Kermit: Well, you should be thankful to even have just one cookie.
Cookie Monster: (cheering up) Really?
Kermit: Sure. There are millions of starving people who are lucky to even have just one cookie.
Cookie Monster: Don't you mean one million starving people?
Kermit: (scrunching face) Just eat your one cookie.
Cookie Monster: Oh, don't mind if me do! (eats the cookie)
Kermit: Well, that was the number one...
Cookie Monster: But me still hungry!
Kermit: But there was only one cookie...
Cookie Monster: Oh well! (eats the number 1)
Kermit: That isnt food!
Cookie Monster: No, but now me had two things to eat! Me need one more thing to eat...
Kermit: Well, you're not going to eat me! (to audience) I'll see you! (runs away)
Cookie Monster: Me know what me eat! Me eat one brick wall! (eats brick wall as closing music plays)

 

[Fozzieboba]

(Kermit is sitting on a brick wall. There is also a number 1 on the wall)
Kermit: Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here, and today I am going to talk to you about the number 1. Now, this is a 1. It is just one line, and should not be confused with an I or a lower-case l. And I only have one 1 with me today, and I am only one frog, and this is only one brick wall. Now, that was one lecture that I gave, and I really hope that you get the idea of how many 1 is. (Cookie Monster walks by, crying) Oh, and here is one monster. (observing that he's sad) And one very sad monster at that.
Cookie Monster: Oh, it soooooooo horrible! (starts crying more)
Kermit: Uh, would you mind telling me what's wrong?
Cookie Monster: Oh, me only have one cookie to eat (holds up one cookie).
Kermit: (scrunching face) That's what you are so unhappy about?
Cookie Monster: (sniffs) Yes.
Kermit: Well, you should be thankful to even have just one cookie.
Cookie Monster: (cheering up) Really?
Kermit: Sure. There are millions of starving people who are lucky to even have just one cookie.
Cookie Monster: Don't you mean one million starving people?
Kermit: (scrunching face) Just eat your one cookie.
Cookie Monster: Oh, don't mind if me do! (eats the cookie)
Kermit: Well, that was the number one...
Cookie Monster: But me still hungry!
Kermit: But there was only one cookie...
Cookie Monster: Oh well! (eats the number 1)
Kermit: That isnt food!
Cookie Monster: No, but now me had two things to eat! Me need one more thing to eat...
Kermit: Well, you're not going to eat me! (to audience) I'll see you! (runs away)
Cookie Monster: Me know what me eat! Me eat one brick wall! (eats brick wall as closing music plays)

Did you obtain the script of this segment?

 

[MuppetSpot]

Did you obtain the script of this segment?

It's a fanfiction, moron.

 

[Fozzieboba]

It's a fanfiction, moron.

What do you mean by fan fiction? Nobody has posted the English dub yet. And please, do not call me a moron. That is very rude.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Dude..... this is literally a fan fiction section. Where Muppet fans write fan-made Sesame Streets that come in their mind and otherwise don’t actually exist.

Sorry to say, you only made a fool of yourself in both posts. Not to mention bumping up a decade old thread soon to be 14 years old this year that no one paid attention to? But certainly creative none the less.