That's ok with me, wouldn't wanna wear them anyway
Looks like there's gonna be a growing group of ppl banned from her threads, is there some support group we can form? Maybe a 12-step program to deal with the rejection?
Maybe when you're completely miserable we'll say you're at "Oscar" step, and you can hope to eventually graduate to the less-snarky "Statler and Waldorf" step, then go on to being semi-balanced but moody at "Bert" step, when you're moderately content and laid-back you've reached "Rowlf" step... and as you get closer to complete happiness you'll go through your "Big Bird" stage before you finally reach "Scooter" step, and everyone will make sure you don't get TOO perky or delusional and cross the line to "Elmo" step.
Ok, that's only 7 steps... I'll need some help fine-tuning this one. Any suggestions?
Cherry "Threads were made for unstitching" Pizza