It's Time for the Emmy and Jackie Awards!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Krazy Harry
Oh thank everything Byron's wearing underwear.

Hey, what'dya think I was, inappropriate?

 

[Cantus Rock]

Originally posted by grail
careful now...that's a real good way to make friends around here...especially Matt

Hey!! I'm all for nudity in an artistic manner...ya know, the way Snoop Dogg does it (LoL, okay no more talk of the Dogg man from me).

Me and Amy are already close, but I don't think I'm strippin down to the skivvys for her just yet hehe

-Matt

 

[EmmyMik]

Jackie was supposed to present the next award, and unless I missed it (and I could have), I think now would be a great time to go to a commercial and have a word from our (pretend) sponsors!

 

[Cantus Rock]

And Now A Word from Gerital, as presented by M. Charles of CNN news, wearing a clown suit, and a funny Nixon mask:

Hello friends, I'm M. Charles. You might know me from such places as Byron's "Muffin Movies" thread, and of course, MCNN, the all Muppet Central News Network from which, I am the only reporter. I come to you tonight to promote a new product called Gerital. Its a highly potent tonic that helps you feel better FAST! Being I'm wearing this mask to the likeness of President Nixon I cannot demonstrate the ease of taking Gerital, but I assure you, it's just like candy. There is a small amount of alcohol, just to give it the right zing to get you back into the swing, of things*. So From MCNN, I'm M. Charles, in a clown suit and Richard Nixon mask, telling YOU, try Gerital today!

* 24% Alcohol by volume

Now, back to you at the ceremony, Jackie and Emmy!!

-Matt

 

[Crazy Harry]

Since we've cut to commercial, I'm going to head to the costume closet and see if they have a tux I can barrow.

 

[Zack the Dog]

Wait...none of you got the clown suit memo? WAIT A MINUTE!!!

yeah, Matt, i was wondering why the whole time we were runing around you were wearing a clown suit...



*chew's on melted Ratchet set*

 

[Cantus Rock]

Hey, if you find one in there Chris, see if there is one for me. I'm a newscaster *darn* it, I shouldn't be in a clown suit...

-Matt

 

[grail]

but then we couldn't cut to you for important "Muppet News Flashes"...we'd have to go with the standby "midget in a bikini"

 

[Ernie101]

Ernie runs up to stage and grabs mic*

Ernie:The next award goes to...............Ernie101 ME!

YAY I WIN!!!!

 

[Zack the Dog]

Hey?!?! Sucuritey!!!