It's Time for the Emmy and Jackie Awards!

[Billy's Girl]

Is it going to be like the Oscars every year when it runs about an hour longer then it should do because everyone who makes speaches starts crying and thanking just about everyone on the planet?

Or is it that there are so many awards that it's going to take 6 months to hand them all out? Maybe everyone is getting an award

 

[Cantus Rock]

Heh, I doubt it will run long because of the speeches...mainly because most of the people getting awards are celebraties and probably don't even know about this little thread in cyberspace. It will take 6 months because we just love our muffins here, and this award show is no exception to that Just take a look at Zack and my long story...amazing really, it spanned 2 threads..

-Matt

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

LOL, hey Jakkie!!

Originally posted by grail
then we release the Bengal Tiger!

"The Bengal Tiger. It's one of the most beautiful animals on the earth. It is so powerful and kommands respekt."

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

FRYMYHIDE!!!!!

OH HOW I LOVE MEMORY LANE!!!

 

[Crazy Harry]

The main problem with this ceramony is it takes so long for the only two presenters to accually come out and give the awards.

 

[EmmyMik]

You know, the only thing to say about that last award is, "eeber may!"

And now to the next award. In fact, there is no need for some long speech. Our next Golden Muffin goes to Special Envelopes. What else is there to say (besides saying "hi" to Squishy Bottom)?

 

[Crazy Harry]

... I think I now know why they locked all the doors.

 

[Jackie]

Ah, special envelopes! What more can one day?

Our next award goes to a very special person here on Muppet Central. He even has an entire thread dedicated to him! Can you guess who it is? Squishy Bottom knows!

This next Golden Muffin goes to Ken Lilly for illegally importing Chinese bugs to the states via secretly stashing them in cute Muppet boxes thus destroying our ecosystem... THANK YOU KEN!

*applause*

 

[Joseph]

Originally posted by Jackie
Ah, special envelopes! What more can one day?

Our next award goes to a very special person here on Muppet Central. He even has an entire thread dedicated to him! Can you guess who it is? Squishy Bottom knows!

This next Golden Muffin goes to Ken Lilly for illegally importing Chinese bugs to the states via secretly stashing them in cute Muppet boxes thus destroying our ecosystem... THANK YOU KEN!

*applause*

Ken, How did you ever clear customs???

 

[EmmyMik]

HUGBEES!

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by EmmyMik
HUGBEES!

Is that who the next award goes to?