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[MrsPepper]

If I told you, I'd have to kill you. **shifty eyes**

 

[D'Snowth]

Wow, so T*K*O unit 3976 1/2 is run by a Canadian? Cool!

 

[MrsPepper]

You bet! I'll have you all wearing tuques and eating maple sausages and back bacon in no time.

 

[D'Snowth]

But uh, what if some of us don't like sausage?

 

[MrsPepper]

YOU WILL...

You can have maple syrup on your pancakes.

 

[That Announcer]

But uh, what if some of us don't like sausage?

We Canadians will force it on you! And you'll be drinking our steeped tea, and eating Tim Hortons' donuts, and adoring Gordon Lightfoot! Mwa ha ha ha!

(On a side note, I hate Tim's, and I hate Gordon Lightfoot.)

 

[MrsPepper]

NOOO, I LOVE Timmy's!!
And what'll you do when Gordon Lightfoot's creepin' round YOUR back-stair??

 

[BEAR]

Didn't expect this to pop up, but I loved it!

 

[That Announcer]

NOOO, I LOVE Timmy's!!
And what'll you do when Gordon Lightfoot's creepin' round YOUR back-stair??

Well, removing his voice box might be a good start.

Also, Tim's chocolate glazed and vanilla dip donuts are alright, and their iced tea is spectacular. I like the bagels too.

 

[MrsPepper]

I KNEW you'd come around!