Well then, lemme tell ya a story.
*Gathers everybody round the rocker.
Waaaay back when... Think it was a couple of years ago... The first of these threads congratulating a forum member on reaching 1000 posts and the title of "Senior Member" was started for Whatever. The talk got to what it was that they were congratulatin' her on. And Fozzie Bear, the now moderator, slipped up and said that he was giving her the keys to the executive washroom with a hottub inside it. The mistake was a "hottub", when he meant to say a "jacuzi" as a reference to MFS.
Well, before you knew it, a bunch of us were becoming Senior Members and gaining access to the hottub complex. We kinda had it that at 2000 posts, you could set up your own lodgings there to live inside the hottub complex. But we were easy-going and there were some who posted in the thread without being Senior Members. So... What we did was set up Crazy Harry as our security, big surprise that didn't work as well as it should've...
And then we had a "kiddie pool" area set up outside the main complex for those who still wanted to post in the hottubs thread while not intruding on the privileges of those of us who got into the hottub areas.
But then came the crash of early 2004, when the Games section of the forum was wiped out and cleaned up. Then, cause some of us had our post totals dip a bit... BethC came up with the Bathtubs thread. That thread was meant for anyone who had posted at least 1 post on the forums. We had normal bathtubs at her place and grand hottubs at the Senior Member complex. Life was good then.
But cause of a few reckless yahoos, Phillip decided to chuck the Games and Friends & Families sections in July of 2004. Both threads of the tubs were closed down and deleted, post totals were affected once again. Thanks to BethC and Kevin steppin' forward as Games Moderators, we got the dorms back up and better than ever.
As soon as someone made it to Senior Member, we admitted them into our hottub complex and gave 'em a designer designed bathrobe made by meself.
Now-a-days, we get by with the Moppet Family and MC Dorms, along with TKO and other games threads. But it's a far cry from the hottubs of yore.
That's why I'm cookin' up a surprise of new bathrobes and something else for Senior Members at the dorms. Everyone who's registered over at the dorms will receive a bathrobe, need to talk to the youngins bout what they want it to be.
The other surprise will be handed out to all Seniors, whether they're at the dorms or not.
Hope that satisfies your thirst fer knowledge Mrs. Pepper.