Heh-heh. This is actually an old silly thought I had back in Junior High School while we were having a free moment during a biology class. I never would've said it if the teacher had been talking to us of course.
My weird sense of humour suddenly took control of my thoughts and I just said it on the spur of the moment at the large desk I shared with some of the other boys. I just made up what I was saying as I went along.
And when I was finished the boy next to me on one side cried out HA HA HA HA HA with a huge grin on his face and the boy on the opposite side was rolling his eyes and saying HMMMM.
I remembered this while I was last staying overnight at my mother's, and I've been laughing my head off thinking about all of you reading it here on the boards.