How about My Act? A Cross Dressing Pig?

[DriedDragonFly]

This is a song I wrote for a very short act....

I'm a pig
A cross dressing pig
and I'm doing just fine

I'm wearing pantyhose
Picking roses by the row
And Don't you know
I'll be the next best thing
When it comes to drag queens
It's this guys greatest dream
Better then dairy queen's
Ice Cream

Ba de Dum, Ba De Dum Da, De Dum Da

I'm a pig
A cross dressing pig
And I'm just fine

I'm wearing fab make-up
I'll give you a shake up

If you just let me
You'll be able to see
That this drag queen
Is your greatest dream
Better then Dairy Queen's
Ice Cream

Ba de Dum, Ba De Dum Da, De Dum Da

I've got all the stops
So STOP!

Oh baby
I'm a pig
A cross dressing pig
And don't I
Look just fine
Divine
For a swine

 

[Super Scooter]

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Excuse me, would you mind doing that again? That wasn't quite painful enough to pluck out both eyes!!!



J/K. Although, that was pretty painful. Go for it. Someone out there might like it!

Actually, it could be pretty funny if done right. At the moment, I'm just trying to sort out alot of issues in my life.

 

[punkNpuppets]

OK, THAT WAS JUST...WRONG...NASTY...it was..great.....can i use it for my band, we'll play a punk rock version of it

 

[DriedDragonFly]

Ha

Super Scooter, thats ok I understand. It is pretty strange. To me theres something so great about cross dressing!

And PunkNPuppets, sure use it, but give me credit, it is my song. Ha! Maybe it will be a hit! Pth I doubt it but who knows.

 

[Super Scooter]

Did you ever watch the Director's commentary for Beauty and the Beast? He said something like:

"No good movie is complete without a drag gag"



So, don't worry. Be happy.

 

[DriedDragonFly]

Hehe Thanks

 

[sarah_yzma]

interesting

Sarah