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Vic Romano

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You'll never get a head with that trick. You'll lose face! You'll be headed down a dangerous path! Any of these doin' anything for you?
 

Winslow Leach

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You'll never get a head with that trick. You'll lose face! You'll be headed down a dangerous path! Any of these doin' anything for you?
LOL!

Well, I was supposed to be the headliner...now I guess I lost by a nose!
 

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*loves how everyone's so accustomed to my deaths by now that they don't bother to even sew my head back on*
 

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*loves how everyone's so accustomed to my deaths by now that they don't bother to even sew my head back on*
Er...I was gonna...really...but, uh...I ran out of thread, right Lefty?

Lefty: Riiiiiiiiight!

Besides, I lost the coin toss. I called heads, but...yeah, you know...:shifty:
 

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I think you look better this way.
*agrees with Vic* *I always said I needed to lose about 8-10 pounds, little did I know that would be my head*
 

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Good one!
Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitress. Here's one for free:

A bird in the hand may ultimately leave you with a dirty hand!

Thank you, oh, you're much too kind!:big_grin:
 

Vic Romano

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I tipped my waitress and now she won't get up. What do I do?
 

theprawncracker

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*wishes to engage in the jolly fun sport of waitress tipping* *Unfortunately, my bloody head isn't attached to my body!*
 
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