Hey!

[Vic Romano]

You'll never get a head with that trick. You'll lose face! You'll be headed down a dangerous path! Any of these doin' anything for you?

 

[Winslow Leach]

You'll never get a head with that trick. You'll lose face! You'll be headed down a dangerous path! Any of these doin' anything for you?

LOL!

Well, I was supposed to be the headliner...now I guess I lost by a nose!

 

[theprawncracker]

*loves how everyone's so accustomed to my deaths by now that they don't bother to even sew my head back on*

 

[Vic Romano]

LOL!

Well, I was supposed to be the headliner...now I guess I lost by a nose!

Good one!

*loves how everyone's so accustomed to my deaths by now that they don't bother to even sew my head back on*

I think you look better this way.

 

[Winslow Leach]

*loves how everyone's so accustomed to my deaths by now that they don't bother to even sew my head back on*

Er...I was gonna...really...but, uh...I ran out of thread, right Lefty?

Lefty: Riiiiiiiiight!

Besides, I lost the coin toss. I called heads, but...yeah, you know...

 

[theprawncracker]

I think you look better this way.

*agrees with Vic* *I always said I needed to lose about 8-10 pounds, little did I know that would be my head*

 

[Winslow Leach]

Good one!

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitress. Here's one for free:

A bird in the hand may ultimately leave you with a dirty hand!

Thank you, oh, you're much too kind!

 

[Vic Romano]

I tipped my waitress and now she won't get up. What do I do?

 

[Winslow Leach]

I tipped my waitress and now she won't get up. What do I do?

Call the fire department?

 

[theprawncracker]

*wishes to engage in the jolly fun sport of waitress tipping* *Unfortunately, my bloody head isn't attached to my body!*