You're sick.

I'm pretty good at puppeteering. BUT NO CHURCES.
Muppet Short film idea:
Boppity plays the piano singing why can't we
be friends. Another puppet comes up behind
him with boxing gloves. Boppity punches him out.
He comes up with a gun. Boppity counters. He
comes up with a knife. Boppity hits him while singing.
Whatnot puppet gets stabbed with knife. (Not
disguisting, just two ends sticking out him.)He
once again comes up. This time with a blender.
Boppity yet again counters. A mouse pops out
the piano and dances around.Smahes him in
piano. A minute later this happens again. Whatnot
puppet comes in with Gorgon Heap. Still singing,
Boppity bends over and shoots both. Gorgon gets angry
and eats whatnot. Then Boppity gets eaten. Gorgon
sits down and finishes the song with royal band
accompaniment(so it's spelled wrong) and little mouse.
A beaten Boppity and Whatnot hobble in and sing.
At the grand finale Eekork comes in yells "bye-bye"
in a mischeivious shrill voice and blows up the stage.
They all yell "WE SURRENDER" waving white flags.
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