Hensonville City 2011

[The Count]

Ugh, I feel like Prairie when she was putting on the Nativity pageant.
UD: How so?
Between the flare-up yesterday afternoon with andyf's incendiary posts, cleaning up the Muppet Geography game of two and two-thirds months' worth of posts, and now the thread started by Princeton... Sheesh.
UD: Weary is the head upon which rests the crown, you know.
Yeah yeah. At least I've got MCR and then seafood supper with the family to look forward to today.
*Pats Fatatita curled in my lap.

 

[The Count]

*Making hot chocolate for roomies, including the blue and pink His and Hers raggamuffins, though which is His and who is Hers has yet to be determined.
Jonathan: Cocoa, yip yip yip.
Steve: Mmm, cocoa-nuts, uh-huh.

So how vas it last night?
Me: Had a good time at my aunt's. We had some rice and cooked lobsters, then she brought out some ice cream cupcakes I liked. But the real dinner was tonight.
Oh, what did you have?
Ribs and 7-layer salad, with a couple pieces of 7-layer bars. Mom makes the best stuff ever.

So, just waiting till the hour to ring my keys along with everybody who'll be ringing to keep the rock moving avoiding an apocalyptic ending.
You think the Fraggles could have predicted this?
*Shrugs, hopes everyone has a happy holiday weekend/season.

 

[Hubert]

*wrapping gifts*

Hubert: *laughs*

Bobo: What?

Hubert: Nothing. *laughs again*

Bobo: What?

Hubert: Your back. It has tape stuck all over it.

Beau: I'll get it. *begins forcefully ripping off tape*

Bobo: HEY! Would you cut that out?

Beau: *grabs some scissors and begins cutting out the tape, along with Bobo's fur* All better.

Bobo: *goes and looks in mirror* AAAH!!! BEAU!!!!!!

 

[The Count]

*Leaves some macadamia and oatmeal 20 cookies for Hubert and his roomies up in Apt 15. Merry Christmas guys.

 

[Hubert]

Bobo: *now wearing white jacket to cover up fur issue* Mm...cookies! With macadamia nuts! My favorite.

Hubert: Eh...I prefer cashews.

Beau: Gazuntite.

Hubert: I said cashews, not achoo.

Beau: Are you feeling okay? You seem to be sneezing a lot.

Hubert: Yes, Beau, I'm fine... *eats a cookie* Mm...not bad, I must say.

 

[The Count]

Yeah, I like cashews too, but I like the macadamia cookies at Subway's so that's what made his number cookies. *Goes to raid fridge for a coupla 7-layer bar squares and milk.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (snoring at 6:30AM)

Bear and Sarah (whimpering 'cause they're hungry)

Spike (mixing up some squirrel stew as an homage to Bear, who finally caught one the other day): Let'r alone ... didn' get any sleep last night.

Cotterpin: I bet.

Spike (smirks): Ain't 'cause o' me, Lil' Bit. Got wrung through an' through at work yesterday. Fortunately, her boss called dis mornin' an' cancelled her, so at least she can catch up on some z's.

Cotterpin: I bet she has mixed feelings. She hates being cancelled.

Spike (shrugs and gives the stew to Bear and Sarah): She's got 'nuff holiday pay ta covah it. Anyway, means we can make a 2-day birthday celebration for her.

Cotterpin: But you hate parties.

Spike: Not if booze is involved. Still, I go where I'm needed, Lil' Bit, and Toots was such a special kinda upset dat she needs a special kinda comfortin'.

Cotterpin: -_-

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Susie: *walks into the dark living room; switches on the lights*

*Ellie, Bert and Ernie jump out from behind the sofa, the whole apartment is decorated in birthday decorations*

All roomies: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUSIE!

Susie: *was about to yelp in fear but smiles* Thanks so much you guys!

Ellie: You're welcome Susie! Now, how about you open your gifts?

Susie: You guys really didn't have to get me anything!

Ernie: But we did! *hands her a box* Open mine first!

Susie: *smiles and opens present* A self-cleaning hair brush! I love it, thank you Ernie!

Ernie: You're welcome Susie, I'm glad you like it!

Bert: Here you are Susie! *gives her another box*

Susie: *opens box* A blanket! I did need another one! Thank you so much Bert!

Bert: You're very welcome Susie!

Ellie: Here's mine! *hands Susie a bag* It didn't quite fit in a box!

Susie: *pulls gift out of bag* A label maker! Thank you Ellie!

Ellie: No problem Susie! And we all got you this! *brings a wreath-shaped cake* We found it fitting since your birthday is so close to the holidays!

Susie: You guys are the best!

 

[The Count]

*Trundles upstairs to Apt 11 leaving a few of the choc chip cookies wrapped in a bag and bow for Susie.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (finds presents in bedroom): Wow. Eight of them?

Cotterpin: Yep. We all chipped in. Happy Birthday!

Kelly (unwraps): Eight windows? I mean, that's very nice, I'm just a little ... surprised ...

Cotterpin: You said you were thiking about getting eight windows at that computer store.

Kelly: ... -_-