Hensonville City 2011

[The Count]

*Puts up notices at the townhouse for peoples to please vote for in the 2013 Muppet Madness tournament.

"Show Snuff he's nothing but fluff!"
"A vote for is one more vote he gets to count for himself."

*Hopes to promote others to help the numbers master vampire into the Entertainment Eight regional finals.

 

[Katzi428]

YEEAARRGGGHHH!! MY TOE!!!clutching my foot & sitting on my bed
Everyone comes running
Chef: Kethy! Whut happened?
I stubbed it when you called us to dinner!
Chef: Yu dinguling...since wen iz my dinnur wurth running tu?
at Chef
Rosita: Which toe?
The pinky toe. It hurts like crazy!
Grover :Let me see. looking Whoo..stinky!
Robin: Grover! Be nice! looking at my toe Can you bend your toe, Mom?
Not really.
Robin: Well.. even if you could you can't do anything much about anything about it. After dinner I'll put some medical tape around it. I learned about it in Frog Scouts.
Hector: You want dinner in bed? Or I'll help you to the table. .
Second choice. leaning on Hector's arm

(This is all a true story....my family up north was on Face time (it's like Skype) & I was in my room . I wanted to talk to them too. So I ran & stubbed my toe on something. )

 

[Katzi428]

Hmmm...looking Online
Prairie: What's up?
Well don't tell Bean Bunny but he didn't make it to the most known bunnies Online .
Prairie: Really? flipping through Awww SO sad! *I detect a note of sarcasm in her voice*
Now now..be nice!
Prairie :But Kath.. He knows he's cute and he tells everyone .Like Nermal from Garfield!
Well yeah...but I've never known you to be mean.
Prairie: OK...I'll be nice.

 

[The Count]

There's a purrfectly good reason for that. Kermit hired Bean to be cute so the rest of us, er Muppets don't have to. Except for who is furry and loveable, and he is cute too.
And now on vith our story!

Is cold winds and rainyness outside today. Is good day for meat ribs and Yankee bean soup.
*Puts lunch in the microwave, glad that the buttons are outwardly raised so I can work the device.

 

[Katzi428]

There's a purrfectly good reason for that. Kermit hired Bean to be cute so the rest of us, er Muppets don't have to. Except for who is furry and loveable, and he is cute too.
And now on vith our story!

Is cold winds and rainyness outside today. Is good day for meat ribs and Yankee bean soup.
*Puts lunch in the microwave, glad that the buttons are outwardly raised so I can work the device.

Chef: Hmm....Yankee Bean Soop eh? wicked gleam in his eye

CHEF!! NOW you cut that out! You and Prairie...what is with you two today?
Chef: Ooh fur gudniss seke Kethy..I'm kidding! I know thet Yenkee bean soop iz mede frum beens like nevee beens und der edibull kind. Teke a joke!

shaking head.. Oh brother

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Susie: Chips?

Ernie: Check!

Susie: Soda?

Ernie: Check!

Susie: Cake?

Ernie: Uh...uh-oh...

Bert: *walks in holding the frosted cake* Check!

Susie: Phew! Okay, we're all set, now time to turn down the lights so we can surprise Ellie when she...

Ellie: *walks into the apartment* Hey guys!

Ernie, Bert, Susie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIE!

Ellie: Aww guys!! Thanks!

Susie: Wait a second...what's that noise...*hears ticking*

Ellie: Oh! I forgot to tell you guys I...

*a loud pop that sounds like fireworks is heard, an instrumental of happy birthday plays and two cannons are revealed and they shoot out streamers, confetti and LOTS of pink glitter; once the happy birthday instrumental stops, these 'birthday cannons' cease their fire*

Ellie: *finishing her sentence from before* I kind of had those birthday cannons set-up!

Susie: *sighs* and the one day I thought this place wouldn't be a mess...

Bert: *sighs* Ditto.

Ernie: Look on the bright side, we can all clean this up together after we have cake!

Ellie: Yeah! It's good to be back guys!

 

[Katzi428]

I hear Chef humming the kitchen. He sounds happy Pretty soon I hear my name being called
I look and gasp. Chef made an Easter braid out of dough (like my mom used to make) and it looks beautiful!! Oh Chef!!

Chef:Thet bad huh? .I'll throo it oot picking it up
Throw it out and I'll kick your butt! It looks exactly like the one that my mom used to make!

Chef:Ja rite:

raising my right hand Right hand up to my dad, my aunt and my friend Colleen ,that Easter braid could be a carbon copy of my mom's Easter braid .
Chef: Yu reely serius!
Look...I may have lied to you about some things when you started living here but I'm NOT lying to you now! Serve this with butter or margarine like you would regular bread and you'll get lots of compliments This is for your Chef's Club right.
Chef: Ja.

They'll be crazy about it!

Chef: Ooh..thenk yu..sis!

I'm confused for a minute about the "sis" remark but then I remember that Chef thought of me as a sister Anytime Bro!

 

[The Count]

*Finishes lunch with my mom. *Returns back to the townhouse. That was great roast she made. And the salad with toasted bran and craisins was delicious too. Too bad it's been raining off and on all weekend long, she hasn't been able to get as much accomplished in our home's patio as she'd like. But at least we're doing well, which is the important thing.

* puts up some other campaign posters to get votes in the annual tournament, hoping to beat out in the Sesame Street regional round.

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (leafing through a brochure)

Rygel (smacking his lips): What did you call those wonderful confections?

Cotterpin (not looking up): We call them Doozer sticks. We can make them in almost any flavor you want.

Rygel (laughs): Can you mass produce them?

Cotterpin: Fraggle Rock is filled with tons of the stuff. We learned they keep best in the coolness of the caves.

Rygel (snorts): Pity.

Cotterpin: You haven't lent Kelly the plans for your hoverchair, Dominar. She was expecting them.

Rygel (scoffs): She's short, but I'm shorter. I need it more.

Cotterpin: We Doozers are experts in mechanics. We could mass produce your designs with enough time and Kelly could take them to that, what did she call it, the "Mall of America". She's going there in a couple of weeks, you know.

Rygel: But I have no use for this world's currency. They act like pulpified wood with pretty green pictures on them have value. They've forgotten gems and radioactive isotopes and ...

Cotterpin: I think they sell chocolate...

Rygel: O_O She hasn't left yet?

Cotterpin (shakes her head): Not yet.

Rygel (snorts): I suppose I could distribute a few things her way, you know, to get our plans for universal domination started.

Cotterpin (sighs and nods): You do that.

 

[The Count]

*Is glad, was worried about Kelly, hopes her plans don't fall apart like a certain cerebral lab mouse.

Uncle D returns with a sad yet resigned look on his face, Count starts setting up a few black candles.
Bye Mom, ve'll newer forget your counting lectures.
UD: At least she's up there in Muppeteer Heaven with Dad now. And she got to have one last Easter, Heather said that was her favorite holiday.
*Both say a soft farewell for Jane Henson.