Hensonville City 2011

[The Count]

Edit: Ziffle!

Glad you guys like it. *Finishes his own slice. Now that's a mushroni pizza.
If anyone else wants to crash here for pizza, they're welcome to it.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *sighs, holding Betty Lou in her lap*

Betty Lou: What's wrong, Angie? It looks like you're about to cry. :c

Angie: No, I'm okay, Betty Lou. I just need time to calm down and relax.

Betty Lou: Why? Maybe I can help...

Angie: Thank you, dear, but you're too young to understand...

Betty Lou: I understand... M-Mr. Hogthrob?

Link Hogthrob: *primping in the mirror* Yes, my child?

Betty Lou: I'm sad because Angie is sad. How can we help her?

Link Hogthrob: How about you help me fetch my Jack Black Body Building hair gel and leave Ms. Angela alone?

Betty Lou: *sighs; hangs head* Oh, okay... *does what Link says* ._.

Link Hogthrob: *pats Betty Lou's head* Thank you, sweetie. For being such a big help, you can help me get the rest of my grooming products.

Betty Lou: *sighs heavily* ... -_-

 

[The Count]

*Goes upstairs to Apt 10. Angie, are you all right?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *opens the door for Ed* Hello, Ed. Nice to see you drop by... Would you like a drink?

 

[The Count]

Hi Angie, no thanks, I'm okay for now. Heard you were feeling sad. Er, would you like to talk about it?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: No thank you, but thank you for checking up on me. Much appreciated. *swallows a tear*

 

[The Count]

Okay, I'm downstairs or a PM away if you want to talk. *Leaves a couple of brownies from a fridged stash for Angie.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

All right, thank you so much, Ed. And thank you for the brownies.

Betty Lou: Oh, goody! Dessert! 8D

After dinner, Betty Lou.

Betty Lou: I know. ^^ Thank you, Mr. Ed! *waves*

 

[newsmanfan]

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Okay...Newsie...is that the last box of books?

Ungh...whoof... Uh, yes. Yes, it is! *startled, looks around at the stacked boxes in the living room* Well! I thought this apartment was, er...a bit larger than the last one?

It IS. Wait 'til everything's unpacked. You'll see.

Which room is, er, mine?

That one.

*peeks through the open bedroom door, assays at a glance with sharp reporter's eyes* Ah. Hm. Yes. Yes, I think this will do very well! Thank you. And, uh...which one is yours?

That one.

Er...didn't you just say THAT one was mine?

Yep.

I think I'm confused.

I'd say that's a safe bet.

But...I see other rooms down the hall here!

We have new roomies. They refused to share a bedroom. Some sort of hair-gel/fur-shedding dispute.

Oh. Um. Er. I'm sure I could erect a partition in here, maybe over by the shelves...put up a cot or a futon or something...

Why? Isn't my bed big enough?

Ahem! Er. Um.

Snookie Blyer *strolls in grinning* Shove over, let's find out!

*scowl* Hey!

Snookie: Well, you didn't seem hot to trot, there, kiddo...

Kiddo! *scowl turns truly magnificent* I'm older than you, you - you - game show host!

Snookie: Worldliness adds years, bucko. So! Introduce me to your lovely roommate?

You know perfectly well who I am, Chester.

Snookie: Whoa! Foul! No using names off the birth certificate! At least *smirk* not on a first date...

That is IT! *yelling at his cousin* YOU JUST STAY AWAY FROM HER, OR I'LL SEE TO IT YOU NEVER WORK ON MMN AGAIN! *grabs Kris' travel bag in one hand and his laptop satchel in the other* I'll start unpacking! *stomps into the shared bedroom*

Snookie: You're welcome.

sigh...thanks... *goes to help Newsie*

Big Mean Carl *sticks enormous head through front door* HI!

Snookie: Oh, fabulous. The throw rug's here.

BMC: They call me MR Shag, buddy.

Snookie: You wish. Hey, you bring any of those appetizers?

BMC *affronted* What kinda freeloader you take me for? 'Course I did! *proudly yanks a string of trussed puppies and guinea pigs from his bag* You brought the beer, right?

Snookie: Ack! CARL! You were supposed to bring some munchies for the housewarming! It's not every day that honest, good, upstanding Muppets ask YOU into a home, after all...

BMC: What was I SUPPOSED to do, drag CeeLo all da way from Hollyweird? You got any idea how HEAVY that mook is? C'mon! Puppies! *shakes the string* Who doesn't like puppies! I LOVE puppies! Omf...rumf...om nom nom...

Snookie: You can take the game show out of the monster, but you can't take the small furry animals out of his gullet, folks.

BMC *buuuurp* THANK YOU!
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[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *sitting on the edge of the roof, sighing*

Luanne: *peeks head out of a window* Angie?

Link Hogthrob: Angie who?

Luanne: -_- Knock it off.

Link Hogthrob: Who's there?

Luanne: Oh... *face-paw*