Hensonville City 2011

[The Count]

Me: Of corpse we came.
UD, hands the platter of peppers over to the hostess.
Vonderful to have somewhere to go tonight.

UD: So Fozzie, any new jokes?

*All are ushered in and sit down amiably.

 

[Ruahnna]

Fozzie: Oh! Oh--of course! Wocka wocka! Um, what do you get when you cross a snake with a kangaroo?
Ru: (unable to stop herself) Um, I don't know, Fozzie--what do you get when you cross a snake with a kangaroo?
Fozzie: A jump rope! Wah-ha-ha!
(Polite laughter from Kermit and Ru and Ed.)
Fozzie: Wait! Wait! I have another one!
Kermit: (murmuring) Of course you do.
Fozzie: Knock knock!
(Generally politely murmured "Who's there?"
Fozzie: Ima!
(There is a hesitation, and Ru finally says, "Ima who, Fozzie?"
Fozzie: (crestfallen) Oh! You've already heard it.
Kermit: Heard what?
Piggy: (muttering to Ru) Herd me out of here.
Kermit: I don't get it.
Ru: I--I don't get it either.
Fozzie: Okay--you were supposed to say, "Ima who?"
Ru: Riiiight.
Fozzie: And then I was supposed to say, "Ima Fozzie--don't you recognize me?"
Ru: Oh. I mean, oh! Oh! Right Fozzie--that was good, honey. Want some more crumble?
Fozzie: Maybe later--I've got a tone of these!
Piggy: (whispering to Uncle Deadly) If you weren't already dead, I would sooo kill you for this.

 

[The Count]

UD: *Smiling a little wickedly, yes, such are the perks of passing away.
Me: *Aside* He's not been paying Gags that much lately?
*Savors the square of cornbread.
Kermit, do you know vhat was the name of that monster-ish dancer next to Boppity in the opening arches? No, not the male pig... The other orangish one.

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: I can't wait for the Harry Potter premiere tonight! X3

Camilla: Bya-bwauk gyauk bauk gauk ba-gwauk gauk byauk... (I think you're crazy for going at midnight...)

Liza: Silence, or I shall sick Trevor on you! *holds up her fake toad*

Johnny: Could you at least go as a cool character?

Liza: Neville is a cool character! D:<

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Wait till Neville...
UD: Shush, don't give the ending away.

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: *chuckles* Yeah, Ed, don't spoil it for the others. CX

 

[The Count]

No worries. for whenever we get to go watch it. Haven't missed any of the other films, I won't miss this one.
UD: Just don't hexpect me to give anyone any free kiddie rides off to Hogsmead.

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: XD *whines* But Uncle Deadly, pleeeease?

 

[The Count]

UD: Nope.

He's already aligned with the Dark Lord!

UD: That's a lot of rot.

*Casts Imperio on the dragon. Come, we ride to find the last hidden horcrux!

 

[Katzi428]

You all set to go see your Uncle Kermit,Au...er... Miss Piggy Fozzie and Aunt Ru?
Robin: Yeah..I just wish I didn't have to call Miss Piggy "Auntie"
Well it's out of respect,kiddo.Let me ask you something. If I had a boyfriend & you didn't like him,what would you say if he insisted you called him "Uncle" whatever.
Robin horrified look on his face :Are you trying to tell me somethin'?
laughing No...no...don't worry. I'm just saying that you show Miss Piggy the respect that she asks for,okay? And make your Uncle Kermit proud of you. leaning in close I already am.
Robin:Okay..okay. And thanks for bein' proud of me,Mom. I'll see you after my dinner with Uncle Kermit Auntie Piggy Fozzie and Aunt Ru.gives me a peck on the cheek and a hug I love you Mom.
Love ya too ,froggie son hugging him. Tell them I said hi!