Hensonville City 2010

[LinkiePie<3]

Raquel Porkbelly: *locks herself inside room 17 with baby Alistair, crying as well* ;____;*paranoid and helpless* ....TAKE ME FIRST! I'D RATHER HAVE A MOUTHFUL OF WORMS!

Dr. Strangepork: *facepalm* :B...Baby pigs don't taste good

Angie: indeed -.-

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: *pushes Strangepork from his distance* It's a deal! ^___^

Angie: Guys....no! DX *swipes them 2* XP...Like the fedora, btw XP

Alistair Link: *cries more consciously* ;____;

Raquel Porkbelly: *sad sigh* Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry...shhhhhh mommy will take care of you.

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: I like walruses.

Gonzo: My nose looks like a walrus.

Liza: No, it-

Gonzo: D:< IT. DOES.

Liza: ._. Goober?

Johnny:...Just, no...

Sal: JOHNNY FIAMA SAYS NO.

Liza:...Let's all play Cap the Monkey.

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: *tangos around with Sal*

Sal: Why are we dancing?

Liza: Because. I'm bored.

Sal:...Okay! :3

Camilla: Gwa-gwauk bauk gyauk grauk...(Why do I live here...)

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Dr. Strangepork: *encountering the wall* Have you seen my glasses? >_>

Angie: *testing out Strangepork's glasses* I is very pretty! ^___^.....ish all trippy

Dr. Strangepork: aha! I've heard you....Please, lassie? -.-

Angie: Say the magic words ^____^

Dr. Strangepork: I'll give you a cookie if you hand me my glasses XP

Angie: yay! ^___^ *returns his glasses*

Link Hogthrob: Why are you home from school, anyway? XP

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: :0 Omigosh! We're ditch buddies! XP Not really. Soooo....Howdy. *does the chicken dance*

Camilla: *joins cause it's her groooove*

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (brings out her guitar and sits next to Zoot, singing): A long, long time ago,
In Hensonville far away,
Zoot, dear, opened up his last pack.
And I thought sadness such a sin,
I took out mah guitar, pluckin',
To maybe gettin' them smiles ta come back.
But his response, it didn't thrill us.
He locked the doors and tried to kill us.
Nah, that was in that fic --
Now, Zoot, you know I just pick.
We took Kell's wrecked car from the scene,
And buffed it to a new shiny sheen,
We all wound up on Tatooine,
You said, you had, maps, boy ... *stops singing* How ya doin', hon?

 

[The Count]

So my, my, this here Zoot-like guy.
May be at a satyr someday later, but now his brains are a fry.
He left his room, he kissed Wanda good night.
Saying soon he's gonna be a Jedi... Soon he's gonna be a Jedi.

*Laugh. Good one Pearl. LMK if you ever want the original though.
Devilled eggs? *Offers from the platter of horror d'euvers.
I like peeling hardboiled eggs. Especially when they turn out right.

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (chuckles): Howdy, Ed! *takes some eggs* Yuummmm! Y'know, back at th' house, I boil 'em good an' then dump out th' water in the sink an' pour a bunch o' ice on 'em? Keep 'em that way a bit an' the lil' membrane just makes a-peelin' soooooo much easier.

Kelly (comes around from going to the chiropractor, her neck feeling like he was trying to take her head off): Hey, Ed. Anything new while we've been away?

Sarah and Bear (patiently sitting and wagging their tails ... so wanting eggs)

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (chuckles and whispers back): Observe and learn. *stands and throws a gift card at Pearl*

Pearl: JUS' 'CAUSE COUNTRY USES THE SAME TWO PLOTS OVAH AN' OVAH AGAIN DON'T MEAN --. *pauses, picks up the gift card* O_O Ooooooooh, Outback! See y'all later, darlin's!