Hensonville City 2010

[The Count]

*Arrives back home and flops onto the couch for a nap.
Looooong day today. Will check back laters. Have fun peeps.

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (nods): Sure thing, sweetheart. *pinches cheek* Ain't you just the cutest lil' ol' thing?

 

[beakerfan76]

Me-Aww, thank you.

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: Can I have some Barq's Root Beer? (OOC: Barq's is the ONLY way to go )

Camilla: ^^ Bauk bwa-gauk bwauk ba-byauk. (Water'll be fine for me.)

S&W: Coffee, please.

Gonzo: Can I have a chili pepper-watermelon-steaksauce milkshake?

Liza: And by the way, James, prunewhip is prune pudding that helps you....it's high in fiber.

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (totally flirting and not getting anything, resting her elbow on the table): Y'know, hon, I'm more than jus' a waitress. I'm a singer an' a saloon owner an' a member of the Dinosaur Circus Union. *hears the other orders* Oh, howdy, y'all ... be right with you, darlin's. *to James* I work birthdays an' holidays an' weddin's. *bats eyes* You attend many weddin's, sugah?

 

[beakerfan76]

Me-Last wedding I went to was 3 years ago.

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (shocked): Oh, hon -- we gotta get you set up with someone who can truly appreciate you! *gasps, whispering* You ain't hitched yet, are ya?

Kelly (from the entrance): Pearl!

Pearl (whips around): Well, howdy, hon!

Kelly (frowning): Stop wooing and start waitressing!

Pearl (puts her hands on her hips): Now, hon -- unless you somehow bought this lil' establishment, you ain't got the right ta tell me what to do, hear?

Kelly (smirks): Yes, but you have to come home eventually.

Pearl: O_O You got a point, sugah. *sighs* I'll get y'all's drinks right away, darlin's. *leaves*

 

[beakerfan76]

Me-No, I'm still a teenager.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (shakes head): Sorry about that. Pearl's over fifty but she will flirt with anything on two legs. *pauses* Or four. I hope she didn't ruin your appetite. I have to keep a good watch on her. Just be thankful you're not a bird. She LOVES birds.

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Camilla: *smirks* Looks like our fair waitress has taken a shine to you, James >:3

S&W: OOOOH...