Hensonville City 2010

[Bastran]

Bell: *Lying on top of the ceiling fan* Uuh... Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen... heee was nuuumber oooone! D:

Rowlf: *Rolls his eyes and turns the fan on*

Bell goes flying by and hits the wall.

 

[The Count]

Mmm... Now that I'm squeaky clean from taking a good shower, I'll be in my room working with my Swedish Kitchen display if anyone needs me.

 

[Bastran]

Room 12 are lazing around the commons room.

Rowlf: Hey Bell... you know how you go to school every day?

Bell: When I'm not skipp- I mean, yeah! 8D 'S the one normal thing I do. What about it?

Rowlf: I was thinking; Shon's only a few years younger than you. Why doesn't he go to school?

Bell: Because you're merciful. XP Nah, I'm kidding. Because he's a dog, and dogs dun go to school.

Rowlf: Why don't you tutor him, or something? O: Surely you've kept SOME knowledge. Heck, you've been going to school since you were four.

Bell: But- but that only makes nine years! D8>

Rowlf: I'll pay you. XP Shon needs it. He's dim.

Bell: Pay-? What do I teach him?

Rowlf: Dunno...maybe the capitols? Something basic like that?

Bell: 8D... I'll DO it!

She runs off and reappears with a chalkboard, scholar's hat, and fiddle. She draws an outline of the U.S. on the board and scribbles down the Mississippi River.

Bell: Prepare to be educated, you schmucks. >D *Takes a deep breath*

(To the tune of "Turkey in the Straw")
Ooooh theeeeere's;

Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Indianapolis, Indiana
And Columbus is the capital of O-hi-o!
There's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana
Then there's Denver, Colorado, under Boise, Idaho~ (Sammy lives close to there, yanno 8D)

Texas has Austin, then we go north,
To Massachusetts' Boston, and Albany, New York!
Tallahassee, Florida, and Washington, D.C.,
Santa Fe, New Mexico, and Nashville, Tennessee!

Elvis used to hang out there a lot, yanno. 8D *Dances around spastically, fiddle in hand*

Trenton's in New Jersey, north of Jefferson, Missouri,
You've got Richmond in Virginia; South Dakota has Pierre!
Harrisburg's in Pennsylvania and Augusta's up in Maine,
And here is Providence, Rhode Island, next to Dover, Delaware!

Concord, New Hampshire, just a quick jaunt
To Montpelier, which is up in Vermont-
Hartford's in Connecticut, so pretty in the fall,
And Kansas has Topeka; Minnesota has St Paul!

Juneau's in Alaska and there's Lincoln in Nebraska
And it's Raleigh out in North Carolina and then,
There's Madison, Wisconsin, and Olympia in Washington,
Phoenix, Arizona, and Lansing, Michigan!

Here's Honolulu; Hawaii's a joy,
Jackson, Mississippi, and Springfield, Illinois,
South Carolina with Columbia down the way
And Annapolis in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay!

They have wonderful clam chowder 83 *Spins around the chalk board*

Cheyenne is in Wyomin' and perhaps you make your home in
Salt Lake City out in Utah, where the Buffalo roam!
Atlanta's down in Georgia, and there's Bismarck, North Dakota,
And you can live in Frankfort in your old Kentucky home!

Salem in Oregon; from there we join-
Little Rock in Arkansas; Iowa's got Des Moines!
Sacramento, California; Oklahoma and its city,
Charleston, West Virginia, and Nevada, Carson City! *Points to the state with her tail*

That's all the capitals -*takes a breath*- there are!
*Throws her hat up into the air and falls over*

 

[RedPiggy]

Oscar (finally gets back in room 2, groaning)

Me (flops on the couch)

Rizzo (to Oscar): What happened wit' youse guys?

Oscar: Kelly called at 11:30 last night. I had to go pick her up.

Rizzo: Huh?

Oscar: Her car started smoking and died a miserable, awful, absolutely dreadful death on the way home from work. I had to jump in the car an' go get her.

Rizzo: Wait a darn tootin' minute here. Let me get dis straight: Kell's fifteen-year ol' piece o' trash finally gave up da ghost, an' you decide ta drive her home in dat Sloppy Jaloppy whatevah you got?

Oscar (angrily): 'Ey, don't knock a grouch's car! It took a lot o' hard work ta get my ride in dat kinda shape! *sniffles* It's a grouch masterpiece!

Rizzo: -_- Yeh, so was Kell's car.

Oscar (smiles): Oh, I know! It was one of the best things about her! Still, we're gonna take a little nap now. *pauses* Oh, by the way, rat -- the tax guy was lookin' for ya a coupla days ago.

Rizzo: O_O EEEEEEP! *hides*

 

[Bastran]

Bell: D8 But..but-! *Smashes herself over the head with her fiddle*

 

[The Count]

Aw... *Leaves cookies.

 

[Bastran]

Rowlf: XD So, Shon, didja learn anything?

Shon: I didn't just learn, I DISCOVERED! 8D

Rowlf: What?

Shon: I've found the hardest substance known to man; Bell's skull. 8'D

Bell: *Vaguely* Well...well your mother is #67 on the periodic table. =3= *Takes cookies and hides*

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (paces the common room): Gah! I can't sleep! *looks around* Hmm. Wonder if anyone's out and about today.

 

[The Count]

Mmm... The kitchen's almost completely decked out. Pots and a few last veggies, and then the figures will be added.
*Reading KH fic I found at that fanfiction.net offshoot of the Three Candles.

Hey Kell, you looking for something?

 

[RedPiggy]

Mmm... The kitchen's almost completely decked out. Pots and a few last veggies, and then the figures will be added.
*Reading KH fic I found at that fanfiction.net offshoot of the Three Candles.

Hey Kell, you looking for something?

Rizzo: Heh. Yeh ... a life.

Me (sighs, nodding): I wanted to do a lot today, but work and that nightmare with the car has left me exhausted. Tomorrow is the wee ones' birthday and we need to make a cake.

Rizzo: Dogs can't have chocolate.

Me: No -- this is a doggie cake.

Rizzo: Uh ... we're makin' it outta dogs?

Me (facepalms)

Oscar (popping out of his trash can): SHE'S GOING TO USE DOG-FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS LIKE PEANUT BUTTER, YOU BRAINLESS LITTLE RODENT! *slams down trash can lid*

Me (to Ed): Anyway, you wanna do something?