Hensonville City 2010

[RedPiggy]

Me (reading the laptop in room 2): Daaaaang.

Turbo: What?

Me: First, I think I might be getting somewhere with applying for that intern position. Second -- I didn't know it -- but my fanfics over on fanfiction.net are insanely popular this month. I've already had like four reviews in an hour. I haven't seen this much traffic in ages.

 

[The Count]

*Fatatatita scratches at the door to Room 6, trying to get Gaffer or more frightly Kathy to come out, there are some boo-tiful blooms for her roomies outside.

 

[RedPiggy]

Rizzo (reading from a piece of paper): Alright. Status check.

Turbo (salutes at attention): Check.

Oscar: Let's get dis over with, shall we?

Me (stands up, snoring)

Bear and Sarah (sitting, tails wagging expectantly): Bark! Bark bark!

Rizzo: Okay, da dogs are good. Extra rowdy taday, but good. Turbo?

Turbo: I completed my forty-seven step Flooping Anonymous program. I been clean fer ... a week.

Rizzo: Forty-seven?

Turbo (shrugs): We Doozahs like workin' so much -- we invent steps just ta have 'em.

Rizzo: O_O Okay, Kells?

Me (snoring)

Turbo (whispers in Sarah's ear)

Sarah (tackles Kelly Dino-style and barks loudly in her ear)

Me (shoots up in the air): EEEEEP! *lands* What's going on?

Rizzo: Dinosaurs movie?

Me (sighs): Oh, status check. Done.

Rizzo: Lab'rinth game script?

Me: Almost done with Toby's walkthrough.

Rizzo: Job search?

Me: Uh ... I'm hoping for two options I've found so far. Will continue searching this weekend. *raises hand* And might I add -- my movie script still hasn't been categorized under F-L-I-C-K F-I-C-S, or Flick Fics.

Rizzo: An' how is dat our problem?

Me: You wanted a status check, right?

Rizzo (sighs): Right.

 

[The Count]

Heh... You get a point for trying Kell. Been engrossed in a Haunted Mansion fic this week, so I apologize for that.

Also, I won't be here Sunday afternoon/evening/night... Heading off with my real-life friend to Buffalo Wildwings to watch the wrestling PPV.

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Take him to the river!
UD: Drop him in the water.
Count: Sinbad, unplugged.
Mr. Sinbad, the neighbors asked if you could keep it down a little.
All: He's not Sinbad!

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Well, we didn't get the flowers because it was so windy today, I thought it was going to snow!

Ojo- But isn't it spring?

Me- That's the weird part...

Tutter- Snow in spring?

Me- I know. It's strange, but it did not snow, but it was so windy, my hat blew off my head. I had to chase it down the street.

Ojo- How fast did it run?

Me- It r- (chuckles) You silly bear cub....

Ojo- (giggles) I knew you'd fall for that one...

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (watches Chopped on Food Network)

Rizzo (has decided to drag a rawhide bone across room 2 -- sees the error of his ways quickly as Bear tackles him)

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Hey, Kelly. What're you- Oh, man.... Ohhhhh, you're making me hungry now.

Ojo- Hungry? You just had something to eat! You can't be hungry again!

Me- This is me you're talking about, so anything can happen with my stomach.

 

[RedPiggy]

Rizzo (nods, slobbering): From your mouth ta my ears, T.

Me: Oh, hi, T! I'm trying to work on my made-up video game script so I can hit four thousand posts hopefully during the weekend.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Wow! Good luck with that! And Rizzo, I'm not the least bit surprised that you agree with me. Don't you cook for yourself or your friends?

Ojo- If you could cook, you'd never be hungry again.

Me- Instead, he'd be fat. (chuckles) Kidding, Rizzo. Kelly, can you cook? I don't even want to ask Oscar 'cause if I ate anything he made... UGH!