Hensonville City 2010

[beakerfan76]

Me-Congrats on the money, bro. (Chuckles)

 

[Katzi428]

*Knocking at Room 6. Kathy, hello? Heard you were in so I came to get our furry feline friend. Hope she wasn't much trouble.

Hi Ed! Fatatita was a purrfect little angel!So long Fatatita!
Gaffer headbonks her furry kitty friend goodbye

A little while later


I go into the kitchen and Chef is in there cleaning and happily humming
So Chefarooni....a little bird tells me you'll be going home to Sweden for Christmas.
Chef:Ooh ja..ja...gooing tu see my femily.
Too bad you're not excited.
Chef:Huh?looking confused then throwing a dishtowel at me lightheartedly when he realized I was jokingOoh Kethy..yu such a jokur! Uv corse I'm excited!
I know you are Chef.When you haven't seen relatives in a while,it makes it extra special. Tell me about your family.
Chef:Well,I hef 2 bruthers end a sistur. My oldur bruther iz named Sven.He's married with a wife nemed Mery. They heve a son nemed Lars.He's aboot 19 noo I thenk.I heven't seen him sence he wuz der teensie hoppity hop hop's age.
That long huh?
Chef:Ja! Su then. coomes mi. Then coomes my bruther Hans.His wife's name is Olga. Their littul daughter iz Anna.She's ermmm...3 I think.Hmph..Soom uncol I meke huh?
No,that's OK. Sometimes I forget how old how old my nieces and nephew are.
Chef:Thenk yu Keth. My sistur Emma iz the beby uv der femily. She got married in da spring end iz alreddyout to heregets up to demonstrate how pregnant his sister is.He holds his hands out a few inches from him ...with her baby.Et leest she merried a nice Svedish guy, His name's Ernst. Like Ernie only Svedish fur Ernie
Ah ha.Well maybe your sister is expecting twins!
Chef: BITE YUR TUNG! Yu wanna keep dat tung ?
Sorry!wincing
Chef:Well efen yu're joking tvins run in my femily.Su...if she duz hef tvins wun't be a total saprize.
Or triplets!laughing
Chef:NOOW yu're pooshing it,ledy!getting a knife out of the drawer
OK...OK!putting my hands up No more than 2 babies!
Chefputting the knife away Thet's better. Besides..yu kno I wuldn't reely cut yur tung oot.I wuld get der fether duster und tikkul yu!
EEK! All kidding aside Chef, I wish you a safe journey and if
your sister gives birth while you're there,I wish her a safe and healthy delivery.
Chef:Thenk you. Yur very sweet. I will onlee be in Sveden fur a veek.
Take as long as you want. I know it's been a long time.

 

[Katzi428]

knock at my bedroom door
Who is it?
Rosita: Rosita.Can I come in?
Sure! throwing blanket over what I was wrapping and opening the door
Rosita coming in: Since when do you ask "Who is it?"
Since it's almost Christmas and I'm trying to wrap presents,nosy!
RositaOooohh...!suddenly noticing the lump under my blanket Is that one mine?
Rosita,first of all,do you really think I'd be stupid enough to let you in my room when I'm wrapping your present?
Rosita:Hmmm..you're right. Sorry.
That's okay. Second of all, no snooping this year. I caught you a couple of times .
Rosita: Oops.
Yeah.."oops", my butt, señorita.Don't let me catch you again, OK?
Rosita:Okay. But I can't help it!I'm like a kid at Christmas!
Me too!But you can wait a few more days! Anyway...want to see what's under the blanket? lowering my voice It's for Chef. I'm going to give it to him early since he leaves for Sweden on December 23.lifting the blanket and pulling out a Fry Daddy
Rosita:Ooh Kathy!He will love that!
I hope so.
another knock at the door and Chef'svoice Kethy?Loonch iz redy!Heve yu seen Ruseeta?
She's in here Chef. We were just talking about girl stuff.
Chef:Oh . Well doon't be tu long. Chikkee soop gunna get cold!
Over and out Chef!
Chef:Wha?
Means we'll be right there.Meanwhile Rosita and I put the Fry Daddy in my closet and I decide to try to wrap it later.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (sits down and exhales deeply): Whew! Finito!

Spike (looks at the closet): Dat's it?

Kelly (frowns): What do you mean, "That's it?" You know how long that took to make?

Spike (shrugs, smirking): I coulda done it in a couple o' minutes.

Kelly (throws a pillow at him): Shut up.

 

[Katzi428]

Anyone for hot chocolate? I know I'm having some because I'm freezing!
Grover: I'll have some.
Robin:I'll have some too.But I'm going to change into my pajamas.I'll be warmer in those.
OK kiddo.
Prairie: I'll some too.
Rosita: Me too.
Chef:Some cookies tu gu with them?
Ooh..good thinking Chef! he and I go into the kitchen and start making hot chocolate and Chef puts cookies on a plate
Chef: Su Ketheee?
Yeeess Chef?
Chef:Whut did yu get me fur Christmus, hmmm?
Chef!folding arms How old are you;6? You're just going to have to wait like everyone else!
Chef:But I'm nut celubreting Christmus with yu!
I know that! All of us are celebrating separately.
Chef:I'm gooing awey befur Christmus.
I know that too. And I promise,you will get your Christmas present and you'll be able to open it before you depart for Sweden.
Chef: Can I opun it tunite?
giving him a look
Chefardee poopur!
Love you too Cheffie! carrying in a trayful of hot chocolates Here we go everyone. Nice hot chocolate to warm us up.
Robin: Do they have little marshmallows in them?
Yep! Just blow on the hot chocolates,everyone. I don't want you burning your mouths. Chef's got cookies.
Chef:We got der choclate chip cookies,der candy cane cookies,der thumbprinty cookies..erm..yu can see them all.he sets the plate on the table
Now everyone..don't eat too much.I don't want you getting bellyaches.Especially you Robin T. Frog.
Robin: Gotcha,Mom.

 

[beakerfan76]

Me-(Knocking on Kathy's door) Can I come in?

 

[The Count]

*Room 1 peeps are drinking hot chocolate, with a cookie or two.

Mmm... Thaz good.
UD: You're welcome my fiend.
* comes back in after admiring the tableau of terrors. It's vonderful how the tally's grown.
Me: Yep... A 30x30 perfect square = 900 haunters. Just another hundred empty graves to fill...
*All recline comfortably enjoying a quiet night.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (is finally done with the closet, reading stuff): I wonder if Ed got that thing. Never heard back. I think there's only about three more posts to go.

Pearl (eating some BBQ): You talkin' t' yerself again, hon?

Bear (jumps up on the table and snatches the BBQ)

Pearl: O_O BOY, YOU ARE A-HANKERIN' FER SOME LOST TEETH! *storms after him*

Sarah (quietly steals the rest of her food while Pearl is busy chasing Bear)

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie singsongy voice Somebody's excited!
Grover:Hmmm...I wonder who that could be?
OK ,you two chuckleheads...quit the teasing. And yes I'm excited.
Rosita:You love Bowzer!
That goes for you too Rosita. And no..I don't love Bowzer,thank you very much! The man is old enough to be my father,for heaven's sake! Second of all,he's married with two kids.
Grover:Then how come you are going to his concert tomorrow and then his concert in late January?
Because I like his Christmas concerts and I like his concerts in general. Plus the January concert will be on a cruise,Mr. Nosy Monster.Now enough before I take back all your Christmas presents.going into my room and closing the door
Outside my room I hear:
Prairie:I think we upset her.
Grover:I think so too..
Rosita:I think I took it a bit too far when I said she is in love with Bowzer.We should apologize
Prairie: Agreed.Kath?....knocking on my door
I'm gone & didn't leave a forwarding address.
Rosita:Kathy?Please let us in?We're sorry.
All right..come in.the three of them come in
Rosita:That was mean of me to say you love him. I'm sorry.
Grover:You are allowed to like his concerts. I should not have teased you about going to two concerts in a row.
Prairie:I should't have sounded like I was teasing you about being excited. Of course you're excited! You look forward to Bowzer's concerts every single year it seems like!And you come home looking so happy!He seems to remember you every year, doesn't he?
laughing a bit Yeah,and it surprises me. He sees so many people every year,yet he remembers me!
Grover:And why not?You are our unforgettable Kathy!

 

[The Count]

*Downstairs in Room 1...

Me, seated in my armchair: *Pondering, now what would be a good gift for Kelly for her birthday/Christmas? Certainly a tough quandry to solve. Mayhaps I should send Uncle D to do some reconasance, er chat Pearl up to get some ideas.