Hensonville City 2010

[The Count]

Don't forget, your videos must be handed in today/this evening if you plan on submitting an entry to the film festival.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (hands in a vid -- you do mean we're just typing it out instead of making an AMV clip on youtube, right? -- and starts to sing): I'm hired!

Rizzo and Turbo: She's hired, she's hired!

Me: In forty years, I'll still be hired--
Med'care don't care if you're retired!

Rizzo and Turbo: UH ....

Me (sings loudly and happily, jumping all over the furniture in the common room): I got a job today! I'll be in charge someday.

Rizzo and Turbo: She'll fin'ly bring home good pay.

All: She just got hired --hired -- HIRED! Hired!

 

[The Count]

Yep, write-ups of the vids are what we're accepting. *Three rainbow outlined coins slide into the EMP's pot. What other movie marvels will we witness this weekend?
UD: Only the Shadow knows!
*Dramatic music from the organ starts to play.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- "The Wonders of Hensonville- By T, Ojo, Tutter and the Big Blue House Gang"

(walking through the streets of Hensonville)

Me- Hi. I'm T. My friends and I just moved here, but we think that Hensonville is a great place. It was inspired by Mr. Jim Henson himself. He was a geat person and a wonderful man who made the Muppets and other shows phenominal. There are so many cool places to see here. But, this video is not for me to step inside every building and talk about it. Nooooo.... we're here to SING ABOUT IT! Right, guys?

BBH Gang- (pop out of nowhere) YEAH!

Ojo- Let's cha-cha-cha!

(cha-cha music starts playing)

Bear- Hey, what's that groovy sound? (gasps) It sounds like the itchin', the twitchin', the scritchin', the scratchin' of the Hensonville cha-cha! And since you're members of this great community, it's time you knew this dance, too.

(sings)

When you come around to Hensonville
There's a little dance we do
And you can join us anytime of day
From the store down to the schoolhouse

Pip and Pop- Fro the bog down to the Blue House

All- Everyone on the street and the friends you will meet will go cha-cha-cha!

Treelo- WHOO!

All- Cha-cha cha-cha-cha

Me- It's the Hensonville cha-cha

All- Cha-cha cha-cha-cha

Bear- It's the Hensonville cha-cha

All- Cha-cha cha-cha-cha

Tutter- Aren't you glad we taught ya?

All- Cha-cha cha-cha-cha

Bear- It's the Hensonville cha-cha HEY!

All- The Hensonville cha-cha

(Treelo swings on a vine from one side to the other and crashes into something, but we never know what)

All- The Hensonville cha-cha

Ojo- No, it doesn't matter where you are

All- The Hensonville cha-cha

(we're at the front of our apartment)

Bear- Let the music take you and there you are

All- The Hensonville cha-cha
CHA-CHA!

(song ends)

(we all stat laughing and talking)

Me- Wait! If all of us were singing and cha-cha-cha'ing, who was holding the camera?

(the camera turns around to reveal....)

Doc Hogg- Heh-heh-heh. I always love to lend a helping hand!

THE END!

 

[The Count]

No, you haven't won. The only money made is the $150 your entire room gets from making/submitting the movie for the festival. The coins are for the team pots. Now go bother Prawny to see if he has any awards of his own to give out.
*Closes door on sneak-thief's face.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (slips in the movie)

A black title card appears with a full moon covered in craters hiding behind passing clouds.

The Dograt

Rizzo (hugging the toilet): I t'ink I'm gonna be sick.

Yolanda (his girlfriend, blowing on her freshly painted fingertips): That's what you get chasin' that creepy Skeksis into the cemetary, Riz.

Rizzo (angrily): I tell ya dat creep murdered my bruddah! If it weren't for dat weird creature what got me in da shadows on da full moon, I woulda totally let dat creep get his!

Suddenly, Rizzo starts to cringe, falling on the floor. His body enlarges like he's a bloated balloon about to pop. His teeth elongate, his tail becomes a whapping weapon of war, and his ears become triangular and droops down. His eyes become yellow and scary.

Bear (my chocolate Lab): Rowwrrr? *sees Yolanda, hunkers down* Bark! Bark! Bark!

Yolanda: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *runs far away, panting for her life as Bear/Rizzo chases her down* Please -- I love you, Rizzo!

Bear (glomps Yolanda and smothers her with licking)

Turbo (whispers to the camera): Are you kiddin'?

Me (offscreen, whispering angrily): Just do it!

Turbo (clears throat, approaching Yolanda): Buenos noches, Yolanda. I am Cesar Millan. I understand you have a problem?

Yolanda (screeching): HE'S GONNA EAT ME!

Turbo (shakes head): You are not showing proper energy to your canine boyfriend. Let me demonstrate. *jumps onto Bear's back and pinches his neck* TSSSST!

Bear (immediately calms down and rolls over gently, tail slightly wagging)

Turbo: Now he is in a calm, submissive state. You may rub his belly now.

Yolanda: O_O

Turbo: You must reward the dog when he has been good. Please rub his belly. Remember -- you are the pack leader, not him.

Yolanda (nods and timidly rubs the belly of an appreciative Bear, who then transforms back into Rizzo)

Rizzo (shudders): T'anks, babe. Dat was a nightmare! *kisses Yolanda tenderly*

Fade-out.

Me (bows in front of the VCR): The end. Thank you and good night.

 

[The Count]

Herm... Something's not adding up.

Count What's wrong?
Me: Well... Check this over for me, would you?
*Shows Count a summary of team points awarded so far.
Room Descripts: Ed, Kelly, Beth, Kathy, Erin, Kim.
1 point, KG: 6.
Room Descripts: Ailie, T, Tony.
1 point, EMP: 3.
MC Awards Ballot: Kelly, Beth, Kathy.
1 point, KG: 3.
Cookie Drive: Ed, Kelly, Beth, Kathy, Kim.
2 points, KG: 10.
Cookie Drive: T.
2 points, EMP: 2.
Reel Time: Kelly.
3 points, KG: 3.
Reel Time: T, Tony.
3 points, EMP: 6.

Total Points.
KG: 22.
EMP: 11.

Count: Yes, that looks fright.
Me: Then why, even after adding the points for Kell's movie, is the KG total in the HV Events calendar thread coming up two points short? I'd better call Erin and ask her for a rundown of the people here in the townhouse who've ordered and had cookies delivered just to double check.
*Leaves a message on Erin's machine in Room 9 explaining this, and the hope she replies soon.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Tutter- (dressed in a tuxedo) For this award, I would like to thank-

Ojo- Tutter, what're you doing?

Tutter- Practicing my speech for when we win.

Me- Tutter, you shouldn't just assume. There are others who entered, you know.

Ojo- Yeah. And if you assume like that, we might not even win!

Tutter- Oh. Well, when do we find out? We have to find out who wins!

Me- Calm down, Tutter. We'll find out soon.

Tutter- ....Can I still wear the tuxedo?

Me- (chuckles) Of course you can.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (still dancing all around Hensonville, ecstatic)

Rizzo (reading a magazine in the Common room)

Oscar (in the Common room): I've never seen her so happy. This is miserable!

Rizzo: Yeh, well, she's employed. She'll be rubbin' our faces in cloud 9 for years.

Oscar (grumbles): So much happiness! I can't stand it!

Rizzo: Kinda makes ya grouchy jus' t'inkin' about it, don't it?

Oscar (pensively): Oh, yeah! I'll be angry all year! 'Ey, t'anks, Rizzo!

Rizzo (salutes while reading): Don't mention it.

 

[Katzi428]

Grover peeks into my room to see if I'm asleep
waving Hi Grover.
Grover comes in Hello Kathy. I did not wake you,did I?
Nope..just laying here watching TV.
Grover: Would you like me to get anything for you?
I'm OK,thanks. Even if I did need something,I could get it myself.
Grover:But Kathy!You are supposed to be resting!
Bah..pish-poshwaving my hand in doubt I'm fine. Besides I told Ed we'd turn in our film by Monday.
Grover:But....
Yep...got one of those!
Grover:That is not funny! Ed will just have to wait!
Grover...look,don't be angry...I'll make a deal with you.If I'm still not feeling well tomorrow, you me and the girls will hold a meeting & if they agree to skip the project we will,OK? And I'll tell Ed.He's a nice guy!You know that!
Grover:Wellll..okay.
Good.