Hensonville City 2010

[RedPiggy]

Me: O_O Oh, yeah, the jacuzzi. *sticks out tongue* I forgot. Still, there's one itsy-bitsy problem.

Turbo: Water is a cruel mistress dat drowns da luckiest o' Doozahs.\

Me (gawks at Turbo): HUH? No! I don't have anything to wear. And it would also mean walking ALL the way back to the room. *shudders*

 

[The Count]

*Music starts, I think you know what song we're obligated to sing.


She was afraid to come out of Room 2.
Count: She vas as nervous as she could be.
Me: She was afraid to come out of Room 2.
UD: So nervous that someone would see...

Count: 1, 2, 3, 4, tell the people vhat she wore.
All: It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini.
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini.
So in Room 2 she wanted to stay.

Count: 1, 2, 3, 4, stick around we'll tell you more.
Me: She was afraid to come out in the open.
So a blanket around her she wore.
UD: She was afraid to come out in the open.
So she sat bundled up on the shore.

Count: 1, 2, 3, 4, tell the people vhat she wore.
All: It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini.
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini.
So in the blanket she wanted to stay.

Count: 1, 2, 3, 4, stick around we'll tell you more.
Me: Now she's afraid to come out of the water.
Count: And I vonder vhat she's going to do.
Me: Now she's afraid to come out of the water.
UD: And the poor little thing's turning blue.

Count: 1, 2, 3, 4, tell the people vhat she wore.
All: It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini.
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini.
So in the water she wanted to stay.

From Room 2 to the blanket...
From the blanket to the shore.
From the shore to the water...
Guess there isn't any more.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (nearly dies laughing)

Rizzo (heads to the poolhouse): Jus' keep dem dogs away from me!

Sarah and Bear (pawing impatiently at the door, having reached there before anyone else)

Me (sniffles, rubs tears out of her eyes): Whew, that was a good one. I'm never wearing a bikini. *shakes fist* NEVER! I was thinking more of a nice wetsuit ... something that covers everything but my face.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Thanks for the number, Ed. I called them 2 days ago and we made the video yesterday. I just have to edit it, so I'll be on my computer for a good hour.

Ojo- Isn't that bad for your eyes?

Me- No. At least, I don't think so.... But, eith all of these online trends, I can't help but to sit in front of my computer.

Tutter- Do you ever go outside and play?

Me- Well, of course I do! There's so much to see. It's just that the computer sometimes takes control of me. Like I can't turn it off no matter how hard I try.

Tutter- Oh, no.. What if your computer does that to me? A poor, innocent mouse like me?

Ojo- Tutter, its not going to-

Tutter- (runs inside mousehole)

Me- (sighs) I have to watch what I say sometimes...

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beth: *calling up Nora*: Is it too late to get some cookies? I had to go "home" for the weekend and didn't have a chance to get some. Although I'm surprised Cookie Monster hasn't come breaking down your door yet. At any rate, we'd love some Minty ones and the ones with the Caramel and coconut please if we can get a couple of boxes of each still! *hangs up phone*
Red: Did you get the cookies ordered?
Beth: Hopefully! *is suddenly tackled by a rush of blue fur*
Cookie: Me love you Beth
Beth *a little squished* Uh, I love you too Cookie Monster. You can let go now!

Nora: Hi, Beth...all right, we'll give you three each of Mint Dreams and Coconut Islands. You can pay whenever.
Scooter: (picking up cookie boxes) Wow, Cookie Monster sounds really ravenous.
Nora: As usual. Has Erin put in any more work on the story?
Scooter: Yeah, she says Chapter 7 is about ready to post. (heads off to deliver cookies)
Erin: (typing) That looks like a good place to end it.
Beige: So they're going in for a haunted slumber party.
Erin: Yeah...and I'm going to have the Fraggle Five join them...as well as some special human guests.
Storyteller: Oooh, how fascinating. Now, what's this about this Scouting Girls award?
Erin: Well...(whispers something)
Storyteller: Interesting.
Beige: And speaking of Scouting Girls, and cookies, do we have any more Sugar Rushes or are we all out?

 

[RedPiggy]

Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ...

Rizzo (watching South Park)

Turbo (practicing skateboarding)

Oscar (throwing Sarah and Bear random scraps of meat he's found in his trash can)

 

[RedPiggy]

Sarah and Bear (look at each other, join Sawyer)

 

[RedPiggy]

Bear (tail wagging furiously, lowers his head, jumps back, jumps forward, noms on Sawyer's ears, backs up, wanting to race)

Sarah (sits down --she's the studious one, LOL)

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (sighs)

Rizzo: Here we go.

Me (pensively): I think I might want to be an agency nurse.

Rizzo: Get real. You wanna be it 'cause yer afraid no one else will have ya. *chuckles*

Me (throws a pillow at Rizzo): Shut up.

Rizzo (ducks): So, when are you gonna update yer fics? Yer only really happy when ya are.

Me (sighs): I've hit an impasse. I can't figure out how to start the North American Society of Tinkerers meeting at that Oregon Museum of Science and Industry and I can't figure out how to make Nymblie's missions emotionally compelling. *inhales* AAAAAANNNNNDDDD, a lot of the problem is, I'm getting closer and closer to volume three's material ... *whimpers* ... and it just isn't suited for interactive stuff. I can't have the entire content be just one big cinema. This isn't the Metal Gear Solid franchise. I'll have to rework it completely to make it work as a video game.

 

[The Count]

Hey Kell... *Ducks pillow in time.

You know... Sometimes simple is good. What if Zondra forgot there's a meeting soon and ends up dragging Robbie and Spike along for the ride? As for Nimbley's missions, well, what if they involved getting different fabrics for varying outfits for when the classes of goblin kinging start?