Hensonville City 2010

[Katzi428]

Hmmmm.......going through Robin's bag of goodies from trick or treating I know that Hensonville is a safe place and no one would intentionally hurt Robin.Still,one can never be too careful. So I'm checking for rips in candy packages to be on the safe side.
Rosita: Kathy!
I practically jump a foot and put my hand over my heart Cheese and crackers Rosita, you scared me!
Rosita:Sorry,but were you stealing candy from Robin?
No.Just making sure the candy is safe. I just want to make sure there aren't any holes in these packages.
Rosita: Ah...good idea. You never know with some people.
Well I trust the citizens of Hensonville. But goodness knows when they bought the candy,some idiots from there might have slipped something in there and left the package open a bit and the person giving out the candy didn't see it..
Rosita:Si Sad,but true. Anyway,I'm going to bed.
OK..sweet dreams.
Rosita:You too. Goodnight!
I keep sifting through the candy and notice pennies in there. Probably one of the older people was giving out pennies.What's a kid going to do with pennies in this day and age? I shake my head and continue. A marshmallow treat made into a bat. Hmmm..ditch or save? Ask Robin in the morning if he knew who made that. Orange Dum-Dum lollipop. They still make Dum-Dum lollipops?I remember those when I was a kid.Still wrapped,so save. Super Size Peanut Butter Cup.Wrapped. But ALSO MY biggest downfall! Robin won't miss it.I start to put it aside for myself .But then I start to feel guilty and put it back in Robin's bag and continue sifting through the candy.I'll ask Robin tomorrow if he minds if I have the peanut butter cup.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Alistair Link: *wakin' up in the middle of the night* weeeeeh ;____; weeh weeh weeh

Raquel Porkbelly: *forces herself to get out of bed all wanly lookin' as she hears Al wailing for his needs; lookin; all droopy-like and grotesque* *sleep walks to his bassinet and carries her fuzzy baby to the nursery* Shhhh....What's wrong sweetheart? =/ *yawns* *tries to brush her frizzy hair with her left fingers as one of her nails gets caught in one of the knots*

Alistair Link: ;______;

Raquel Porkbelly: Shhhh.....It's okay darling, mommy's gonna feed you and...*yawns* *forces herself to wake up; moans for a brief second* -sigh-....=/ I wish you could talk....

Link Hogthrob: *Entering the nursery; sleep-walkin'* Huh? What now, big guy? Want me to take over, my dear? This is gonna be man-to-man.

Raquel Porkbelly: I'm gonna go feed him first and then ch.....!

Link Hogthrob: *interrupts her for a brief second* And I'm gonna teach him how to stay humble and masculine 'cause he's gonna develop his skills for the first year as well, so it's time for him to develop like a man, not a mommy's boy =P

Raquel Porkbelly: Shuddup! :B Btw, didn't I tell you that you're just smexy when you change him? It's such a manly chore. *wraps her arms around her hubby* ;D

Link Hogthrob: *shrugs* XP....You'll see m'dear, and if you think it's such a masculine chore, hand me the little guy, and I'll do it. XP *shrugs* >__>

Raquel Porkbelly: *quietly watches Link take Al to change him and sarcastically cheers*...Yes! My hands are free! XD

Link Hogthrob: What was tha'? XP It's better when you help, anyway, m'dear =P

Raquel Porkbelly: *shrugs* Fine...XP

Alistair Link: *squirms around* ;____;....coo?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (snuggles with Spike and plays Kingdom Hearts 2): Y'know, I had the weirdest dream ....

Pearl (fixing a very late breakfast): Nat'rally. What is it THIS time, sugah?

Kelly: I dreamt my brother and I went to a theater and it turns out it was this, like, Broadway version of Law and --.

Spike (growls): If you say what I t'ink yer gonna say --.

Kelly (eeps): But, but ... it was SVU! And everyone was in it, until Meloni stops the show and announces he has a special message.

Spike: -_- What IS yer fascination wit' dat guy?

Kelly (smirks): He shows a video of you on a big screen behind him and asks me personally if I really liked you over him. I said of course I loved you, but you, uh, have a lot in common, so to speak. Anyway, he started bragging to everyone that he finally got me to admit I love a normal human over my big blue dinosaur hunk of hot meat, which isn't technically what I said --.

Spike (sighs): You, madam, are REALLY messed up.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Oh, sorry 'bout taking so long, Zoot. Thanks! They really hurt my arms, though. Stupid plastic wings... (to Kelly) Kelly! (givse her a bag of candy and cookies) Here you go. I wasn't here on Sunday, so I just got a bunch of candy and freshly baked Halloween cookies together.

Ojo- They are delicious cookies! I had about a dozen!

Me- She means about 4 cookies. If Ojo had a dozen cookies, she'd be hopping off the walls, because I kinda put too much sugar in them....

Ojo- Sugar makes it FUN!

Me- Oh, boy.. What have I done?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (smiles): Hey, thanks, T! *gives some to Spike and Pearl* Don't worry, T ... I wasn't around either. The whole "work" thing. *laughs*

 

[Katzi428]

Chef:humming in the kitchen
Hi Chef...what's for dinner?
Cheflifting the lid of the pot Pea soop!
Oh...furrowing my eyebrows and turning so he doesn't see my YUK! face
Chef:Whut's rong?Yu dun't like pea soop?It guts littul hot doggies in it!
Chef,the hot dogs in there better be the frankfurters
and not puppies!
Chef:Kethy!Doont yu trust me by nuw?
OK...I'm sorry. Of course you wouldn't put puppies in there. I'll go tell everyone that dinner's ready.
As I turn around I hear whimpering coming from the direction from the soup pot.I turn around and look at Chef
Chef:Kidding!Heehee!
I oughta...I twist my fists in a knot as if I'm going to wring Chef's neck and roll my eyes. Then I go and get everyone.
Prairie: What are we having?
Pea soup.
Chef serves it in bowls
Robin looks at itEwww! Looks gross!
Try it,Robin..you'll like it! See? It's green!
Robin:Looks like barf.An' what are those pink things in there?
They're little hot dogs.
Robin:They look like little fingers.
Robin,Chef worked the whole day making this.Please eat it.The mini hot dogs are not little fingers.And the soup is not barf.
I notice the others aren't exactly enjoying it either.
What's wrong everyone?
Grover:Uhh..
Rosita:Errr..
Prairie:Can I be honest? I never really liked peas and I thought this'd be different.But it's not. I'm sorry Kathy,and Chef.
Chef: Ooh!It's okee Prairie!How du the rest uv yoo like it?
Chef...hate to tell you ,but I don't think this went over well. Don't be hurt,OK?
Chef: Oh thet's okee. Gafferrr..here kittee!
At the sound of Gaffer's name being called ,she zooms toward the kitchen. She smells the pea soup pot on the floor,shakes her head and runs back to the couch
Scrambled eggs anyone?

 

[The Count]

*Checks calendar through the computer... Hmm, November 2, that's an important day I think.
UD: Yes! It's the last vestments of spooky celebrations, the Mexican Día de los Muertos, when people honor their dead ancestors with all sorts of sugar skull confections and festive food and skeletal costumes. You all know Jack as the Pumpkin King with the skeletal grin... Well, this holiday is ruined by I guess a relative of his, Lady Catrina.

*The phantomly dragon snaps his fingers and digs up a few bone-bodies for a skeleton dance kickline.
*Singing/Spoken...
Deep within your body.
Some bones are just for fun.
Two hundred six all together!
UD: All form your skeleton.
Now take off your layers.
Your clothes, and now your skin.
Keep stripping even deeper...
Until bones is what you're in.

*Deadly and the skeletons break into full dance mode.
Boogie down to the graveyard.
You'll be dancing till next week.
Don't worry about your neighbors.
They'll be too scared to speak.
Boogie down to the graveyard.
Don't give your dog a bone.
Boogie down to the graveyard.
You're dancing in your boogie bones.
You're dancing in your boogie bones.


*Choc chip cookie to whoever correctly guesses where the song's from.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (overhearing the song): Dang! I've heard this one! I think it's really old, though.

Pearl: I ain't a-heard of it.

Kelly: -_- That's a bit further up the timeline than I meant, actually. I wanna say it's either Fleischer cartoon era, Casper, something like that. I'm talking 20s to 40s.

 

[The Count]

Sorry Kells... Though some would say yes, it's old, 80's old... But no. Think more along CTW lines beyond the Street.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (thinking): Teletubbies?

Pearl (gagging)

Kelly (shrugs): I give up.