Hensonville City 2010

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: It's cookie order time again, guys. Lemme know what you want, and I'll relay the order to Nora so she can give it to her little sis.
Mimzy: A box of Orange Delights and one of the triple fudge cookies for me, please.
Tosh: I'd like a box of Batty Butterscotch, and Boober wants a box of the Licorice Splits.
Kim: Where is Boober, anyway?
Tosh: Doing laundry.
Everyone: (knowingly) Ah.
Kim: Gillis, how about you?
Gillis: A couple boxes of Glasgow Rangers. And I'm assuming you're getting your usual Mint Dreams?
Kim: (grinning) But of course.

-Kim

 

[RedPiggy]

Lefty: Pfft! Anybody kin go boom-boom-chicka-boom-boom...(suddenly starts dancing)...dey call me Cuban Pete! I'm da--(stops)--I mean...I ain't no Buddy Rich, but I kin pull it off.

Me (puts her hands to her ears): I've been dreaming about that song, I've been thinking about that song -- I blame Cait an' Ailie -- BUT I CAN'T THAT STUPID SONG OUT OF MY HEAD! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

 

[The Count]

Meh... You say Cuban Pete, I say Kermambo. Tomatos, tamatos, let's call the whole thing off. *Faint laugh.
*Feels the chill from February rain. Mmm, the perfect batmosphere for making our movie later today.

 

[Katzi428]

after reading an article online Oh my GOSH! That's HORRIBLE!
Grover:What is wrong,Kathy?
There's a chef in Italy that made cat stew!
Prairie & Rosita come over
Rosita:He DID?
Prairie:Oh that's horrible!
Yeah...tell me about it.He says he used to make it,and then he goes on and on at how good it was.The co host tries to stop him but he won't shut up.They got a lot of angry phone calls.
Grover: Good! I am glad they got angry phone calls! Hurting poor little kitty cats like that!
Rosita:Um Kathy?
Yeah?
Rosita:There's no chance in that Swedish Chef coming to live with us,is there?
laughing No Rosita....don't worry. First of all,that Italian chef got suspended from his show for mentioning what he did. Second of all,the Swedish Chef knows better than to cook room mates.
Prairie: But didn't he almost cook Robin when he lived with Lisa?
Yeah...almost.But I'm pretty sure he learned his lesson after Lisa threatened to kick him out.
Prairie Rosita & Grover let out a collective sigh of relief

 

[The Count]

So how's that different from the Australian prison/asylum chef baking kittens into pies in that movie Young Einstein?
It's deplorable true... But weirder animals are actually eaten in some countries.
*Protectively hugs Fata as there are sicker people who sometimes get black cats on Halloween just to sacrifice them alive.

*Changing the subject... You know, I heard a nice song between Grover and Prairie yesterday on MCR called "Sharing." *Goes to heat upsome New England clam chowder.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: Hey, big-sister-of-the-cookie-seller, we've got orders coming in. What does the list look like?
Nora: (rummaging around for paper) All right, here's the partial list. Mint Dreams, Orange Delights, Crunch Times, Batty Butterscotch, Devil's Food Fudge, Cape Cods, Glasgow Rangers, Licorice Splits...oh, wait, there's a new one on here. Coconut Islands.
Scooter: Let's see...there are some orders here for Mint Dreams and Orange Delights, and I think Boober wanted the Licorice Splits...hey, Erin, what's wrong?
Erin: I'm just really stuck on chapter six of "Frights, Camera, Action." I'm trying to think of a good way for the crew to get spooked out of their wits, but nothing's coming.
Storyteller: Oh, dear, another attack of writer's block. And this is a chapter you wanted to post tonight, isn't it?
Erin: Oh, yeah.
Storyteller: You three work on the cookie orders - I'll help Erin with the chapter. (sotto voce) Okay, here's what I think - put in a split scene. Have a few of them go down to the basement, and...
Beige: The creative process never goes smoothly. Sugar Rushes, get your Sugar Rushes and your Crunch Times! Everyone who's got an order to fill, come on over to Room 9 or send in a form!
Scooter: Boy, you'd think he was the one hawking the cookies, not Heather.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (watching the news): O_O

Oscar (sighs): The news just keeps gettin' weirder an' weirder.

 

[The Count]

*Returns from filming...
Wonder how everybody else's movies are coming along. Oh hey, Erin got the cookies in while we were out.
*Sends a bat with money to purchase a box of Batty Butterscotch and Devil'sfood Fudge, another box of Coconut Islands, and one last of Snickers Satisfaction if she has those.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- (watching news on TV) Ummm.... why?

Ojo- Unless everyone in the world has dancing fever, I don't think he should be dancing like that.

Me- Apparently, I gave in the wrong types of cookies for the order, so we have to reorder them.

Tutter- Aw, man....

Me- It's not that bad! Let's see... 2 boxes of Licorice Splits, 1 Coconut Dreams and 1 Batty Buttersctoch. (writes order and a note on a piece of paper)

Tutter- Butterscotch? Count me in!

Me- That should do it. (slides piece of paper with order and a note saying "Nora: Here's the cookie order. We would love to meet you and your roomates. Hope to see you soon. -T, Ojo and Tutter" under room #9's door)

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (wraps up filming her secret movie)

Oscar: Can you ever stay focused?

Me: Huh?

Oscar (facepalm)