Hensonville City 2010

[RedPiggy]

Rizzo (nods): Yeh. I nevah got my "rich an' famous" contract. Dat was before my time! *cries* You don't know da level o' naggin' I had to do ta get Kermit ta make me da star o' da Muppet Show.

Oscar (rolls eyes): Oh, bruddah.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- But, you're not the star of the Muppet Show. That's like saying Oscar is the star of Sesame Street!

 

[The Count]

Hey guys... If you need to bring in some other Muppets to fill out the roles for your movie submissions, we'll allow it.
Personally, I'm waiting for the cookie flavor list from Erin before placing my order.
Oh, and does a week sound fair to everybody for getting their movies done?

 

[RedPiggy]

Rizzo (bawling, LOL): SEE? I'M JUST A BACKGROUND RAT DEY GAVE A PASSIN' NAME TO! I CRAWL IN DA SHADOW -- DA REALLY BIG SHADOW -- OF DAT FLIRTATIOUS PIG DIVA!

Oscar: Me, the star? Oh, if only! Heheheheh.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Awww... well, you had big parts in the movies. I remember in Muppets Wizard of Oz you had a big part.

Ojo- A Munchkin isn't that big of a part...

Me- Not helping, Ojo... And in Muppets From Space, you were with Gonzo, so you had to be shown alot. I'm sure that Kermit recognizes your talents. He just hasn't shown them yet.

 

[RedPiggy]

Rizzo (sniffles, nodding): O-o-okay. T'anks.

Oscar (now dressed in black pirate clothes with white lace trim): What the --?

Turbo (holding a sword made out of a Doozer stick, wearing peasant clothes): I don't like da looks o' dis.

*deep in the darkest alley of the docks, among the warehouses, a small shanty appears, inside which is a bunch of lit candles and creepy objects of everything you can imagine*

Rizzo (dressed in dreadlocks and a red bandanna and a tri-fold hat): Oh, no --.

Me (dressed as Tia Dalma, grinning): What would YOU do? Would you go to de end of de eart', jus' ta be wit' yer heart desire?

Rizzo (flicking his wrist like Jack Sparrow, sighs): We're doin' At World's End, ain't we?

Me (giggles)

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Hey, guys. I have a great idea for a movie! How about a dance video?

Ojo- Great!

Tutter- No, no, no, NO! I told you that I don't feel good about dancing!

Me- You'll like this one. And you know how to do it, too. Remember the Woodland Valley Cha-Cha? Well, this is the... (whispers idea in Tutter and Ojo's ear)

Ojo- (gasps) I love it! Can the others be in it, too?

Me- (nods)

Tutter- YAY! We get to see our friends again!

Me- If only I had their number.. Well, I might as well call Lois to get the number. Talking to her is kinda annoying, though.

Ojo- Bear told me that she can't hear well. But it is kinda funny how she gets words wrong.

Me- I don't have a choice. So, I'll call her, then call Bear and the others and we can get this movie started!

 

[The Count]

*Wonders if I should bug Kells for that tribal chief I asked earlier. Nah, I know I can count on her to come through brilliantly as ever.

Now then... What should our movie submission be.
Hey Count, do you know any good full cast Broadway type songs/plays we could make?
*Lightbulb goes off suddenly.
*Makes a phone call back to the castle. Mwahaahahahaha!

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (yawns): Ed, I haven't forgotten the poor tribal chief. *smiles* Can I get it to you tomorrow? Today has just been one hassle after another.

 

[The Count]

Corpse you can Kell. You need your rest if you plan on catching those tricky Jump and Flip Cards or battling undead pirates risen from the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle.
Thanks as always.