Hensonville City 2010

[The Count]

Who cares about medication?
*Staring at ceiling... *Deposits dime and sees Kenkakee and Parie and Lady Gaga crossing the Delaware which aren't rully there.

 

[The Count]

*Ish passed out on the couch, already on the boat with Gaga drinking iced tea pink lemonades out of filled fishes. Man, I be in some trippy dream.

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (plops down next to the sofa as Kelly watches the news while the dogs wrestle in the living room): Kell!

Kelly (buried in pillows): What?

Pearl: Listen, hon, nobody's seen ya for since -- uh, well, I don't remember rightly. Why doncha just head on out an' enjoy a night on the town?

Kelly: What if I have to join some temp agency because I can't get some shifts at the clinic? My cellphone company waited two months to tell me they never deducted June's bills. Took the dogs to the groomers and they came home and rolled in the mud. Oh, and Pearl? I fear losing my purpose.

Pearl (slaps her leg and stands): All right, that there cuts it! We're a-goin' out an' havin' ourselves a jim-dandy of a good time!

Kelly: Babysitting the dogs. Must never leave the house.

Pearl (slaps the pillows away): When I say 'we', I mean everyone, hon! *sings* There is life outside your house, hon. I know it's hard to conceive. But there's life outside your house, hon. An' you're only gonna see it if ya leave! *stands Kelly up forcefully* There is cool stuff ta do, but it won't come ta you! An' besides, hon, you ain't all that poor! There is life outside your house, hon -- but ya gotta open that door!

Kelly (struggling): I am not getting involved in a musical!

Pearl: Oh, yes you are! *yells* Spike! She's resistin'! *sings* There is life outside --.

Spike: Dere is life outside --.

Kelly (struggling in Pearl's hands): Yer takin' off the hide!

Pearl and Spike: There is life outside your house, Kell! A great big world, go take a peek!

Spike (points to Newsie as they travel): Dere's a bear 'bout ta die --.

Pearl (shakes head): Nah, it's that Newsie guy.

Both: And a weird girl selling hats out on the street! Sorry, no thanks! We could go to the zoo --.

Kelly (shakes head): Been there, done that! No, thank you!

Pearl and Spike: We'll fry some eggs in the parking lot!

Kelly: Ew. Not.

Spike: Dere is life outside yer house, Toots!

Kelly (sighs): Well, I guess I'll give it a shot!

Pearl and Spike (nod happily): There is life outside your house, Kell. Oh, you never know what's around the bend, you could win the lotto ... or meet a friend!

Spike (winks at Kelly): Do ya wanna feel special? I can see dat you do. I can make ya my special -- for I can cook swell too!

Kelly (laughs)

 

[The Count]

*Slices through some Hun-buns while in the dream. *Zonks out for da night, gotta get up early tomorrow, another long day at offices.

 

[Erine81981]

A small but very well kept car pulls up in the driveway of house 14. A guy, honker and a fraggle get out of the car. They are loaded with stuff from head to toe. Each carring a suitecase, pillows, backpacks and other odds and ins.

Me: Oh isn't great to be back from out vacation? *breaths in the air and coughs*

Marlon Fraggle: Not really. I almost had everyone in Flordia eatting out of the palm of my hand.

Homer Honker: Honk. honk honk honk honk...(sigh).....(Oh Marlon. By the way, Where's Oscar?)

Me: He said something about the grouch plane he rode. He should be here. Oscar? Are you here yet? (No answer) He's alright. I know Oscar. He's proubly getting here right about now.

Just then a big swoosh is heard in the sky and a whisling sound can be heard. Then fallowed by a yell. As Me, Homer and Marlon look up they see a green streak in the sky. Could it be?

Marlon Fraggle: What in the world is that?

Homer Honker: Honk? (Huh?)

Me: I think i know.

With a loud thud Oscar comes in with a bang. Almost everything not tied down or planted comes crashing down to the ground.

Oscar: *pops up* Now that's what i call a landing.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (pants as she flings herself out in front of the bus): TAAAAXIIIIIII! *pants and gets inside the bus* I ... I ... I wanna ... go ... eat. I'm ... I'm ... hooooooongry. *thuds*

 

[The Count]

Aw, look at the pretty Kelly. Flinging herself to grab a cab Gonzo-style.
*Uses teleporter spell to bring her into the deli with us.
plays violin with a rockin' vibrato, sounds like the intro to the Tri-Lambda/Omega Mu stage show from Revenge of the Nerds 1.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (begs for water): I'm burnin' up! You know how hot it is out there? *clears throat* Well, I guess I coulda drove over here ... but I'm trying to do the whole walking thing....

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!

 

[The Count]

*Uncle D fills up a cup with water from an Aquavita spell, hands it to Kelly. Drink as much as you want, it'll keep filling, it'sa trick we use for Ed when we go out to some eatery.

Me, getting caught up with the screaming: AAAAAAAH! Out the window with the ugly one! J/K