Hensonville City 2010

[Gelfling Girl]

Maggie: *runs after squeaky toy, panting excitedly*

Aly: *regains consciousness and sits up on floor* Huh? Did I miss anything?

Philo: N'Yeah, just like gorgs!

Gunge: Gorgs with helium!

Both: N'Yeah!

Delilah: ...And remember, just take one dose of Beatles daily, and it will cure your Bieber fever.

 

[beakerfan76]

Me-I was thinking the same way, Waldorf.

Wembley-I'll take your words for it.

Cantus-I'd actually like to hear it. Surely he isn't as bad as Newsie.

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (holding a bag of rawhides, disappointed): Why are dese so small?

Pearl (snatches from him): 'Cause they're for the DOGS, you durn fool galut!

Spike (reading a card): What're we celebratin'?

Pearl (shrugs): Durned if I know. Them dogs'll eat anythin' you put in 'em, though.

 

[The Count]

*Washing dishes. Mmm, that omelette sure was good.

*Earlier...
Uncle D, you cook the bacon with the chopped jalapeños.
Count, since you have that song about them, clean and cube the taters, then smother them in the hot sauce.
*Ed mashes black beans, his roomies add the taziki and olive oil to turn them into a humus.
Needs a shot of lemon juice.
*All the components are folded together into eggs whipped by the phantom dragon.
*Once finished, we sit down for dinner, the cats supping on a clammy chowder.

*Afterwards...
Too bad we ran out of PB cookies handing the last batches to Aly and James. We woulda made milkshakes with 'em. Well, there's always next time.
*Count brushes his cat's fur as the kittens play about with their little instruments in the living room area of Room 1.

 

[beakerfan76]

Me-Good thinking.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- (looks in Tutter's mousehole and he's inside, hiding under the bed) Tutter! You can come out now. Friday the 13th is over!

Tutter- It-it is? IT IS! YAY! (runs out of mousehole) I did it! I survived another one!

Ojo- Hey, T. Isn't your birthday coming up?

Me- Yep!

Ojo- Is there anything special you want to do?

Me- Ummm.....not really. I just want to relax, y'know?

Tutter- Oh, not this again! Bear said the same thing...

Me- Great minds think alike, I guess! (chuckles)

EDIT:

Me- (looks at calendar) Wow! It's Blind Pew's birthday today! I wish I knew what he liked so I could get him something, but I guess this will do for now! (takes out a piece of paper, writes: "Happy Birthday, From the roomies in Room 7: T, Ojo and Tutter. Have a wonderful day!" , folds it into a paper airplane, attaches 2 balloons to it and flies it out the room)

Ojo- Why do you like paper airplanes so much?

Me- Because they're FUN!

 

[Gelfling Girl]

Aly: Guys, I just found the greatest song cover in the history of the universe!

Others: What?

Aly: *plays Weird Al's "Polka Face" medley*

Delilah: Not sure about greatest, but Weird Al certainly is an improvement from Justin Bieber on that one song. XD

Sam: They are all weirdos if you ask me. Hmph..And you are too. *looks at Blind Pew with actress* All weirdos.

Delilah: And we're proud of it too!

 

[beakerfan76]

Me-Don't mind him, he's just a bit of a stick in the mud. Surely there's a wild child underneath those feathers.

 

[Gelfling Girl]

Me-Don't mind him, he's just a bit of a stick in the mud. Surely there's a wild child underneath those feathers.

Delilah: Sam? A wild child? *laughs like crazy*

Philo: As far as we know, he was probably always like that.

Gunge: N'yeah. When dirt was young, he was the same strict old bird he is today!

Sam: I heard that. And you are still all weirdos. And you, *points to Delilah* you aren't even an American weirdo.

Delilah: So? That means I'm just awesomer than you with a cultural diffusion bonus. ;D

Sam: *sick of arguing with Delilah and Aly* Don't you girls have to study for anything? It is a school night, you know.

Aly: *groans* It's the weekend. Weekends mean no homework.

Sam: These teachers need to work harder to extend your knowledge, then.

 

[beakerfan76]

Me-So I hear. Speaking of which, Sam, what do you think of Hendrix's version of the Star Spangled Banner?