Kelly (at the Docks, watching the dogs take their first swimming lesson in Lake Hensonville, sniffs, and smiles): Welcome to Hensonville, New Boots.
Spike (shocked): Who told ya dat?
Kelly (laughs): You're way too confident. My former husband Spike was getting to be like Buffy's Angel ... always moping about how awful he had it in New Pangaea.
Pearl (has been sitting beside Kelly the whole time): Well, now, let's be fair, sugah ... Spike's land is gettin' chewed up by that randy lil' enchantress.
Kelly (nods): Yeah, but this Spike has a job and has little to no angst. Flick Fic Spike for the win.
Spike (looks out on the lake): So ... you washin' da dogs or somethin', toots?
Kelly (shakes head): They're Labrador Retrievers and I haven't even taken them swimming yet. *sighs* I'm such a bad mother.
Pearl (pats Kelly on the back): That's alright, sugah.
Spike (looks around): Anythin' ta do in dis joint?
Kelly (taps away at her laptop): I'm busy with a project.
Pearl: I'm makin' sure the lil' darlin's don't get eaten by a shark or nuthin'.
Spike: O_O It's a LAKE, not da ocean.
Pearl (getting all huffy): You sayin' there can't be no FRESHWATAH sharks swimmin' 'round these here parts? You sayin' I don't know what I'm talking about? I'VE lived here a mite longah than you have, you lil' pincushion. Don't you go tellin' me what I know 'bout this here environment!
Spike (hands Pearl a card): Go get yerself to a spa, pumpkin. It looks like you could use some "me time".
Pearl (stares at the card and snatches it): You sure are right I do! I'm a-gonna get me a big ol' mud massage an' some cucumber facials an' pedicure! Whoo, howdy! I'm gonna be God's gift ta males by the time I'm done! *leaves*
Spike: She's really, REALLY creepy, toots.