Heeeelllllooooooooo Nurse!

[ryhoyarbie]

I'm bored and decided to make a thread about cartoon quotes.

Post away, or don't......



"Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn"

 

[CensoredAlso]

"Dumber than advertised!"

--Animaniacs

 

[Kiki]

Chuckie: "They're scary just like the English Muffins!"
Rugrats.

 

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Angelica: It's Dean! I love him more than milk and cookies!

Chuckie: Even Oreos? !

--Rugrats

 

[JimmyDeanDog]

"heh - Sorry I asssssked!"
- Dr. Scratch N' Sniff (Animaniacs)

**and the whole "Monkey Song" to boot!

 

[Kiki]

Heffer: Y'know, I died once.
Filburt: Really? !
-Rocko's Modern Life.

 

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Heffer: Y'know, I died once.
Filburt: Really? !
-Rocko's Modern Life.

LOL, I always loved that one!

 

[Super Scooter]

Dot: Tell me the story.
Yakko: Okay. "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
Dot: Not that story!

 

[Xerus]

I always loved this quick bedtime story Popeye told his nephews.

Once upon a time there was a big red Hooding Ride who sat on a Muffet and said, 'Oh Grandma, what big feet you got." So he chopped off his head with a giant beanstalk and they lived happy ever after.

 

[Kiki]

Brain: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?
Pinky: Umm, I think so. But why would anyone want to pierce Brosnan?

(ROFL... cracks me up everytime... )