Happy Birthday to Ryan (AKA The Prawncracker)

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Happy Birthday Ryan! Hope it's a good one.

 

[Bannanasketch]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RYAN! I hope it was a good one!

 

[Frogpuppeteer]

Happy Birthday my good Prawn!

 

[Nick22]

Happy Birthday Prawnie!

 

[Ruahnna]

Oh--the little prawns, they grow so fast! Happy Birthday, Sweetie--have fun and stay away from the (cocktail) sauce until next year!

Love, Auntie Ru

 

[redBoobergurl]

I know I said it on FB too, but I never came on here yesterday - so happy day AFTER your birthday to my favorite Prawn.

 

[TSSD]

Happy (a little bit belated) birthday, Ryan!

 

[newsmanfan]

Here is a Muppet News Flash! Reports are pouring in -- *ducks as bucketfuls of paper rain down on him* Er...to the effect that one "Ryan," the webmaster of a well-documented Muppet site, is NOT, in fact, a Doozer! The scandal rocked the Fraggle world today as denizens of the depths discovered that their celebrations over a Doozer actually being able to build something virtually were vastly premature! This reporter caught up to one such Fraggle calling himself Convincing John to ask how the sordid news was going to affect how the Fraggles interact with Outer Space. He replied...er...er...

*fumbles through notes*

Uh...ahem. I seem to have replaced all of my notes today with coupons for McDonald's sugar-straw tinkertoys...I'm not sure why I did that...seemed like a good idea at the time...

At any rate. Whether or not the Doozer imposter turns himself in to the authorities, we here at Muppet News wish him a Very Happy Birthday!

*pauses, listens as small blonde rat runs up to whisper at him*

Er...it was yesterday? This isn't actually NEWS? Er...uhm. Ahem.

Uh...in other Muppet News! Prawn futures today hit a record high --- whooooaaa!
*numerous prawns with jetpacks buzz the news desk*

ACK! I'm allergic to crustaceans! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!
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[Scooterfan5]

Happy Birthday!