Chapter Five
When they had recovered from making the phone call, the Muppets spread out a little more in the room—but only a little more. Sweetums stepped on something and looked down, picking up his foot to see what had been under it.
It was Fozzie’s hat. Or, rather… it was what remained of Fozzie’s hat.
Sweetums bent down and picked the hat up, looking around to see where the bear was. He found him in a corner, sitting at a play station—a station for play, not the hi-tech kind—with his chin in his hand, dully pushing colorful blocks around the low wooden table.
The hulking beast trudged over and sat down across from the bear, tucking his feet under the play station—the only part of him that would fit. It was meant for kids, after all. He held the limp excuse of a hat out to the bear.
Fozzie slowly lifted his head and took his hat with a shaky hand. He put the limp brown… former-hat on one of the blocks.
Sweetums sighed heavily and rolled a little toy car back and forth across the table. The car strayed from its path and bumped into a block. He stared at the tiny vehicle, picked it up, and threw it across the room to nick the carefully selected wallpaper.
Fozzie watched the car clatter to the floor, and then dumped his head into his hands again, some strangled sound faintly escaping from his throat. Sweetums looked at him.
“You can see him now,” the nurse said, poking her head into the waiting room. “Room 396. Bed two.”
Kermit was immediately up and on his way out the door, with almost all of the other Muppets close on his tail—the figurative one, of course, since he had dropped the literal one years ago.
Sweetums slowly clambered up to follow… and saw that Fozzie wasn’t moving. He leaned over the table and set a heavy hand on the bear’s shoulder. “Coming?”
Fozzie looked at him and looked away, squirming a little. “I… I think I should—stay here,” he said quietly.
Sweetums stared at him for a long, silent moment. Then he picked the bear up and hefted him over his shoulder, bending down to pick up what was left of the hat before he turned and followed the other Muppets to room 396.
Fozzie did not complain, but hugged the monster a little tighter as they walked.
Sweetums stopped just outside the door and peered inside. Kermit was already sitting beside his nephew, touching a kiss to the tiny frog’s forehead, gently rubbing the uninjured arm, adjusting the ball beneath the little hand…
Gonzo was on the other side of the bed, pressed close. Miss Piggy had her hands on Kermit’s shoulders. Everyone else was crowded around, hugging each other close…
Sweetums gently set the bear down in the hallway, handed him his hat, and nudged him towards the door.
Fozzie gulped, twisting his limp hat in his hands and staring down at his feet. “I—I don’t—think—I should…” He wrung his hat tight until one of the stitches snapped.
“Fozzie?”
They looked up to see Kermit, sitting beside his nephew on the bed now, desperate, worried eyes on the bear. He frantically waved his friend over.
Fozzie gulped and scurried in, his head hanging low. “Kermit, I—“
The frog pulled him into the tightest of bear hugs, pressing his face against the fury shoulder.
The bear hugged him just as tight. “I—I’m so sorry—“
“I know, Fozzie,” Kermit whispered, a bitterness in his voice that no one even thought to suspect was aimed at the bear. “It’s an accident…”
The two friends hugged each other tight for a long, long time. Rowlf heaved a sigh of relief to see it. Gonzo nodded, and then gulped as his eyes returned to the tiny frog in that great big hospital bed.
As frog and bear released each other, Kermit took and examined the limp, shapeless thing his friend had been holding. “You’re gonna need a new hat,” he said quietly as he handed it back. Fozzie shrugged and promptly began to twist it his hands again as his eyes settled on the tiny frog in the hospital bed.
Sweetums stood just outside the doorway, his arms folded tight across his chest. He leaned against the doorjamb, turning away from the room to stare at the tile floor of the hallway, his eyes occasionally straying to the castle of the nurse’s station.
As the day passed, the Muppets slowly filtered in and out of the room. Some of them brought food and games. Most of them were brushed out of the room now and then when a doctor or a nurse came to check up on the little frog. All of them kept a careful, worried eye on Kermit.
Finally, an announcement over the intercom announced that visiting hours would be over in ten minutes.
Kermit swallowed hard, gently wrapped his hand around his nephew’s tiny fingers, inadvertently dislodging the ball from beneath the six-ounce frog’s hand. “I… I guess—at least—most of us, should… probably go…”
“…But you’re staying?” Miss Piggy asked softly.
“I’m not going anywhere,” Kermit said firmly.
Rowlf nodded. “The frog is stayin’,” he quietly observed.
“Don’t stay alone, Kermie,” Miss Piggy said quietly, gently rubbing his shoulder.
“He won’t,” Sweetums’ voice rumbled from the doorway.
The Muppets nodded, accepting this statement as the simple, matter-of-fact volunteer that it was. Fozzie shifted his weight and pushed himself up onto the windowsill.
As the clock ticked on, they slowly, reluctantly trailed out of the room, bidding Kermit goodnight, quietly bidding Robin the same, quietly telling him to feel better. They promised to come in the next day, promised to bring Kermit something to eat, maybe something to read, some puzzle or something… Scooter took the lead frog’s cell phone—which, of course, had been turned off long ago.
“I’m sure Mom will call, once she gets the message,” Kermit said. “She might—talk to Jimmy and Leaper, first…” He sighed. “She’ll get to her office at—ten fifteen, usually, but—I can’t use my phone here, anyway, so…”
Scooter nodded. “Don’t worry, Chief. I’ll take care of it,” he said quietly. He turned and touched a light hand to Robin’s shoulder. “Feel better, Robin,” he whispered. Then he reluctantly trailed out of the room, his head hanging low as he tucked Kermit’s cell phone into his pocket.
Sweetums waited until everyone but Kermit and Fozzie—and Robin—had left the room. A few others lingered near the doorway as he turned and peered inside.
“Fozzie?” Kermit said quietly, holding onto little Robin’s hand. “You’re staying?”
Fozzie nodded, hugging his knees to his chest as he stayed put on his perch. “I’m staying.”
Kermit quietly looked at him for a moment. He gulped, touched a kiss to his nephew’s forehead, and—for the first time since entering the room—strayed from his nephew’s side. He came to stand in front of Fozzie, putting his hand over the bear’s. “It really isn’t your fault, you know,” he said quietly.
Sweetums lumbered into the room and crouched beside his little buddy’s bed with his back to the window, his giant head settling against the sheets as he watched the tiny frog.
“But it is,” Fozzie miserably insisted. “I threw the ball. I knew we were too close to the road. I—“
“—Did what you could to stop him,” Kermit interrupted. He put his hand on the bear’s shoulder. “I was there, too, Fozzie. I saw. You tried. I tried, too.” His head hung low. “There just—there wasn’t anything—we could…”
Fozzie slid down from the windowsill and pulled his friend into a tight bear hug. They both needed it.
“Hey Little Buddy,” Sweetums whispered, his head alone taking up more of the bed than its true occupant. “You’re gonna wake up…”
The heart monitor counted out the tiny patient’s heartbeat. The little tube of the IV poked into one tiny arm. The oxygen mask, strapped to such a small face, made sure he kept breathing.
Sweetums picked up his head and reached across the bed to very carefully slide his huge fingers beneath the little frog’s uninjured hand, gently lifting it just enough to nudge the stray ball beneath it.