Well, now's as good a time as any to deliver this little ditty in honor of the birthday Toga...
*Rowlf sets to tinkling the ivories convivially, falling into the melody of a sort of happenin' song that maybe Lisa will recognize.
On the south side of Chicago.
In that old part of town.
And if you went there.
You'd best beware.
Of a girl named Lisa Praun.
Now Lisa stands about five foot fo'.
She's a one-woman writin' staff.
All the fellas...
Call her fanfic queen.
Prawny just calls her "half".
And she's bad, bad, Lisa Praun.
Baddest girl in the whole dang town.
Crazy lik'a ping without a pong.
Friendlier than Rowlf The Dog.
Now, Lisa loves her fanfics.
She adores them verily.
And she'll let you know it...
By the way she shows it...
With an ear-shatterring "squeeeeeeeeeee!"
She's got a mind full o' potential.
Though her stories are stuck it's true.
She's got a 32 'Gwin...
In her pocket for naggin'.
A fully scribbled notebook or two.
And she's bad, bad, Lisa Praun.
Baddest girl in the whole dang town.
Crazy lik'a ping without a pong.
Friendlier than Rowlf The Dog.
Now, Lisa is a writer.
Inside her lives many a mind.
And at the edge of her brain.
Was an idea, Destination: Home, Again!
Exclaimed she, ooh, that's a great find!
Lisa went to explore it.
That's when trouble soon began.
Lisa Praun learned her lesson...
'Bout messin'...
With the thought of a jealous mind.
*Keys sound jollier as Rowlf plays a sweeping scale across the piano.
And she's bad, bad, Lisa Praun.
Baddest girl in the whole dang town.
Crazy lik'a ping without a pong.
Friendlier than Rowlf The Dog.
Now, those two minds took to fightin'.
When she pulled those two apart...
VIM looked like a jigsaw puzzle.
Robin Frog in place of its heart.
*Chorus joins in.
And she's bad, bad, Lisa Praun.
Baddest girl in the whole dang town.
Crazy lik'a ping without a pong.
Friendlier than Rowlf The Dog.
Crazy lik'a ping without a pong.
Friendlier than Rowlf The Dog.
Crazy lik'a ping without a pong.
Friendlier than Rowlf The Dog.
*Song ends as Rowlf twirls back into his seat to face the crowd.